Nuqs
Ek Aadmi Apni Bivi k her Kaam me Nuqs nikalta tha,
Agar wo Anda boil kerti to kehta Fry kerna tha,
Agar Fry kerti to kehta k Boil kerna tha,
1 Din Bivi ny Dono bana liye.
Shoher ny Dono Andon ko Ghor se dekha aur bola :
Tumhen Aqal kab aaye gi?
Jis ko Boil kerna tha Us ko Fry ker liya,
Aur Jis ko Fry kerna tha Us ko Boil ker diya...;-0 ;-)
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