Doctor
Doctor:Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Pathan: Pehle se ziada kharab hy
Dr: Dawai khali thi?
Pathan: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi
Dr:I mean, dawai le li thi?
Pathan:G ap hi se to li thi.
Dr:Bewaqoof dawai peeli thi?
Pathan:Nahin G dawai neeli thi.
Dr:Aby gadhey dawai ko pee lia tha?
Pathan:Nahin G peeliya to mujhe tha
Dr:Ullu k pathe
Dawai ko khol k mun me rkh liya tha?
Pathan:Ni ap ne he to kha tha k frij me rkhna
Dr:Abey kia maar khaye ga?
Pathan:Nahi Dwai khau ga
Dr:Nikal salay tu pagal kar dy ga
Pathan:Ja rha hoon phir kab aon?
Dr:Qayamat k bad
Pathan:Qayamat k kitny din bad?
Dr:Behosh...:-)
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