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Total SMS in Pathan Jokes: 515
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Total Comment posted in Pathan Jokes: 768
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2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo
Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!
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Pathan:
2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad?
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By: SAYYAM
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Syrup to Say Truth
Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.
Tum Pee Kar Dekho.
Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.
Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,
Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-)
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By: AsiM
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Baap ka Naam ROSHAN
Pathan 100 watt k Bulb pe
Apne Abbu ka naam Likh raha tha...
Kisi ne pocha: Ye kia kar rahe Ho?
Pathan: Baap ka Naam ROSHAN Kar raha hon...!
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By: Rameez
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Pathan Nahin Aa Sakta
Pathan calls his Wife:
Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.
After 5 min,
He calls:
"Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha". :-)
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By: mehwish khan
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Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun
Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.
Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.
Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai
Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai
Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!
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By: AsiM
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Khocha Naam To Yaseen Hai
2 Khans IKHLAS And YASEEN Died.
Qiyamt K Din...
Angel 2 IKHLAS: Ur Name?
He Said Ikhlas.
Angel: Recite Surah Ikhlas.
He Did It Quickly, & Angel Sent Him To Heaven.
Angel 2 Other Khan
YASEEN Who Was Very Worried.
ANGEL: What Is Ur Name?
Pathan Replied Khocha Naam To Yaseen Hai
Magar Pyar Se Sub KAUSAR Bulati Hai. :-)
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By: AsiM
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Soraj Raat Ko Nhi Nikalta
Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?
2 Pathan:
Kya Pata nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota hai Kahan Dikhai Day Ga. :-)
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By: SAYYAM
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Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi
Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?
Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se
Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani.
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By: SAYYAM
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Pathan Ne Gaali Deni Hai
Pathan KESC Walo ko Phone Kar K Bola.
Khocha Jaldi se Light Band Kar Do!
KESC Wala: Kyun Sir?
Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara Dil Mai Naya Gaali Aaya Hai.
WO DENI HAI. :-)
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By: Dapper
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Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata
Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.
Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.
Pathan:
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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.
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By: Dapper
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Don says:
( Tuesday, July 06, 2010 )
yar pathan bohat ache hote hai agar pathan bhai nahi hote to hamari chapal kon seeta,chapatyan kon banata,lundda bazar kon lagata,bus mai condector kon banta,ghar,pull,dokan,masjid or road waghaira kon banata kisi k pas jawab hai to is num pe da ya agar koi mjh se sms share karna chahta hai to wo contact karey...................03122477220 i m waiting ur..
ASSAD says:
( Monday, June 28, 2010 )
BHAI AP SAB SE REQUEST HAI K HUM SAB MILL K APNE RAB K AGAY HATH UTHA K DUA KERAIN APNE AZAD MULK K LIYE KYUN K IS TIME HUMARA MULK BOHOT MUSHKIL MAIN HAIN HUM SAB KO IS KI SLAMIAT KI DUA KERNE CHAHIYE OR DUA KERNE CHAHIYE K YE SADA AZAD RAHE OR KHUSH HAL RAHE HUM SAB BEHUN BHAIYON KO HER TIME DUA KERNI CHAHIYE
ALLAH HAFIZ TAKE CARE ALL 03078944094
maham says:
( Saturday, May 29, 2010 )
sharam ani chahiye ap logo ko agar pathan log ap ka mazak bane toh ap logoo ko kesa lega ga loxerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
murtaza khan says:
( Monday, May 10, 2010 )
murtazakhan@hotmail.co.uk
i luv these joke!!!!!
salman shah says:
( Wednesday, May 05, 2010 )
hahahahahha realy funny ager koi or acha sa message ho tu mujhe send kar dena plzzz its my number 03004889992
soha khan says:
( Wednesday, April 21, 2010 )
shut up saqib thats not true,,,pathan r intelligents ppl...nd m proud myself that m khan...jokes r g0o0oo0od...but not true
arsalan khan says:
( Monday, April 12, 2010 )
AYUB KHAN in his era remarkable expansion in indusry which grew by 17 percent establishing an industrial base for pakistan he was pathan!!! world cup winners captain's name after IMRAN KHAN AND YONUS KHAN IMRAN KHAN.bollywood leading actor SHAHRUKH KHaN,AMIR KHAN SALMAN KHAN.we dont say any thing about anyone jokes is ok but some people are saying they are silly we are not but they should feel shame we are first muslims then pathan .and we are PAKISTANI
Shazu says:
( Monday, March 15, 2010 )
Pathan innocent hota ha hahahaha sanna kisi na tum ko pakar liya to lag pata jana wa tanu
ghafoor baloch says:
( Saturday, March 06, 2010 )
yaar sajid hussain hum baloch qom ne kabi turaa zaat kee baree funny sms nahi lekhee hee yee saree punjabi he jo tumri zaat ka mazzaq oudaa rahee he hamai kohi maza nahi aata ap kee zaat ka mazzaq oudanee see ok... aur ap logh jistara kisi ki qom ka mazzaq oudaa rahee hoo apnee qom kaa bi lekhe aho toh tumaree bi dil me jalan hoghi
ASIM KHAN says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
humain fakhar hai pathano per hum khau b pathan hain or sab se zyada ghairat b pathano mein hoti hai so plz dont try to say anything wrong about pathans i will be always with pathans i think saqib is really a stupid man in the world agar saqib merey saamney hota to main oska gala dbaa deta saqib jaisey logon ko pakistan se bahar nikaal dena chahiye thanks
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