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Total SMS in Pathan Jokes: 515
Total Members that contributed to Pathan Jokes: 86
Total Comment posted in Pathan Jokes: 768
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Latest Pathan Jokes:
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Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai
Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha
Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho
Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.
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By: Sumbul
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LOL Meant Lots Of Love
Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".
So One Day His Friend's Mother Died.
He Sent Him The Following Text
"Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother,
Plz Take Care
LOL" :-)
Posted in: Pathan Jokes
By: AsiM
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Pathan Giving His Phone Number
Q: What does "pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por" mean?
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Ans:
A Pathan Giving you His Phone Number
"55 44 54 54"
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By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Hum Shaadi Tum He Se Kare Ga
LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho.
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Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se Kare Ga.
Khala ko Bolo "Hum ko Bhool Jaye"
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By: SAYYAM
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Sab Pathan Ko Pagal Kehte Hain
Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?
Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi.
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By: SAYYAM
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Pathan Smuggling Cycles
1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori
Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha.
Boht dafa Check krne per bhi Border Force ko kbhi Kuch Na Mila.
Aakhir 1 Din Khan Se Pocha Gaya
Khan Tum Aakhir kis Cheez ke Smuggling Karty ho?
Khan: Cycles Ka. :-)
Posted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Funtoosh
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Pathan 60th Birthday
Pathan 60th Birthday
Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai?
Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi,
Is liye 60 Watt ka Bulb laga diya. :-)
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By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Neend ki Goliyan nahi Bheji
Pathan (Nurse se): Kya Docter sahab ne
Abhi Tak Neend ki Goliyan nahi Bheji?
Nurse: Nahi
Pathan: Jaldi Mangwao, Mujhe Neend Aarahi hai,
Ab mai Goliyon K intizar mei Aur Nahi Jaag Sakta. :-)
Posted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Dapper
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15 ki Jagah 51 Dial Karo
Teacher to Pathan: Agar Tum Mobile Se 15 ki Jagah
51 Dial karo to Kiya Hoga?
Pathan: Very Simple police ki Gaari Reverse Mein Aaye Gi. :-)
Posted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Dapper
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AGARBATTI ka Jumla
Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka Jumla banao.
Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to Andhera ho Jata hai.
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By: king of sms
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Comments Posted in Pathan Jokes at this Page:
aleem babo says:
( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
sirf pathanoo ko hi target nahi bana chaya balk panjapi or balocho ko bahi bana chaya
aleem babo says:
( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
enjoy your life
Kaleem Haider says:
( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
i like pathan jokes so please add my number also 0314-5151214
Sadia says:
( Friday, July 23, 2010 )
Hi, this is sadia..may abhi abhi pak aayi hoon..may dost banana chaahti hoon..mujhey please call karo..
009713315357365
Usman Ali says:
( Thursday, July 22, 2010 )
What is
"Pipe Pipe
Pour Pour
Pipe Pour
Pipe Pour"
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A Pathan giving you his number,
55 44 54 54 :-)
Anis Mafffat says:
( Wednesday, July 21, 2010 )
1 PaThAn thA.,
kia hua or nahi he bas 1 hi tha ,..,
usama ali says:
( Wednesday, July 21, 2010 )
mujhe aap ke msgs bohat pasand hain....khaas taur par pathan.sardar aur funny.....main adults msgs b parhta hoon.agar aap ke pass funny msgs hon tou iss number pe send karain 03444720654
raheela says:
( Tuesday, July 20, 2010 )
ye pajabiye ki ma ji koooooooooooooossss igar kiseko bora laga to mujhy sms kary #03025926236
salena gomez says:
( Monday, July 19, 2010 )
great jokes
umair says:
( Sunday, July 18, 2010 )
pathans are funny
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