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Abba Ne Bohat Mara
Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
"Kaminey" Film Dekhne Chalen. :-)
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By: Nawaz
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Pathan Ki Sana Se Setting Hai
Pathan Molvi Se: Namaz Sikha Do.
Molvi: SANA Aati Hai?
Pathan: Sana Nahi Aati, Uski Choti Sister Hina Aati Hai.
Meri Us Se Setting Hai. :-)
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By: Irfan
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Engineering College ki Larkiya
Sardar: Agar Naryal k Darakht Pe Charh Jaon,
To Kia Engineering College ki Larkiya Dikhen gi?
Pathan: Han! Aur Hath Chhor Dega,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayengi. :-)
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By: Rooman Qamar
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Machar Marny Pe Chutti
Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?
Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.
Maa: Aisa Kyon?
Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :-)
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By: Taha
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Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to
Pathan To Wife: Mera Yaar Aaya hai Chai to Bana Do.
Wife: Main Nahi Bana Rahi.
Pathan: Bana De, Jab Tera Yaar Aayega to Main Bhi Bana Donga. :-)
Posted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Ariese Ansari
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Bohat Sardi Hoti Hai
Sardar: Pata Hai Hamary Gaoon me Itni Sardi Parti Hai,
K Bhensain Jama hua dodh deti Hain.
Pathan: Hamary Gaaon Mai Is se B Ziada Sardi Parti Hai.
Ek dafa Mai Raat Ko So Raha Tha k Meri Aankh Khuli.
Maine Apni Charpai k Nechy Dekha.
Wahan Ek Ajeeb C Cheez Thi.
Maine Usay Aag Pe Garam Kya to Awaz Aai.
POOOON... :-)
Posted in: Pathan Jokes
By: Dapper
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Pathan Bohat Khush Tha
1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:
Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.
Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.
Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi
Pathan: Wo kia?
Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain. :-)
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By: Dapper
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Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Mama
Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:
Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,
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"Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama" :-)
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By: Funtoosh
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Underwear Ghar Pe Tha
Ek Pathan Ne Naya Underwear Liya:
Din Bhar Puray Gaaon Ko Dhoti Utha Utha Kar Dikhata Raha.
Sham ko Ghar Loata to Dekha.
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Underwear Ghar Mai Para Tha. :-)
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By: Taha
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Ab Naha Lun?
Pathan: Doctor Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhaar Tha
Dr: To Ab Kya Huwa?
Pathan: Yahan Se Guzra to Socha k Puch Lon K
Apne Nahane Ko Mana Kiya Tha,
Ab Naha Lun? :-)
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By: Taha
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( Monday, February 08, 2010 )
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( Saturday, February 06, 2010 )
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Dyer says:
( Saturday, February 06, 2010 )
they were very funny n sun one not
soha says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
hhhmmm. not funny but good...some make ma laugh nd some of not..
soha says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
funny but not to much....i mean i get little bit boor
Naeem says:
( Monday, February 01, 2010 )
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