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AsiM's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: AsiM
Location: Karachi.
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Member Since: 17 Mar 2010

About AsiM:

"Life should come with remote controls Then I could rewind it to the time it was better It should have a restart button so I could travel right back to the day that I met her." "If Somebody Wanna Contact Wid Me, So My Contact Number is 0343-2067591."

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: AsiM


  • 1 Paindu Ki Shadi Par Sab Paindu Hi Aye
    1 Paindu Ki Shadi Par Sab Paindu Hi Aye Howe Thay.
    Khana Start Howa To 1 Paindu Ney Plate Main Tissue Paper Deakh Kar Socha Shayed Ye B Koi Khane Ki Cheez Hai.
    Jab Wo Tissue Paper Utha Kar Mouh Main Dalne Laga To Us K Sub Dost Onchi Awaz Main Boley.

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    Oye Na Khawein Phikka Ee...;-)


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  • MIRZA GHALIB in 2011 "*!*" Koi umeed
    MIRZA GHALIB
    in 2011
    "*!*"
    Koi umeed barr nahi aati,
    Hukumat Kahan hy, nazar nahi aati,

    Chup reh kar bhi dekh lia hum ne
    Sharam unko mgr nahi aati,

    Pehle hoti thi loadshedding
    1 ghanta
    Ab saara din lite ghar nahi aati

    Cheeni thi 20 rupay kilo jo kabhi
    Ab to 20 ki Pao bhi nahi aati,

    Aa jata hai Bilawal har roz Pakistan
    Aur Bakhtawar Eid par b nahi aati

    Bibi ko mary hoey to guzar gya Zmana Ghalib
    Mgr Zardari ko "MOUT" kyun nahi aati'.


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  • Pathan
    Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

    Logo Ne Bht Maara 0r Pocha Aisa Q Kia.?

    PTHAN ko Kuch Smaj Na Aaya To Bola:"Mene Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi"...:-)


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