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Name: shahzada
Location: spain sevilla
Country:
Member Since: 12 Jul 2009

About shahzada:

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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: shahzada


  • My Wishes in 2012
    My Wishes in 2012
    God gives You..
    12 Month of Happiness,
    52 Weeks of Fun,
    365 Days Success,
    8760 Hours Good Health,
    52600 Minutes Good Luck,
    3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "


  •   Category: New Year SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • ufone naya
    Salam,

    9876543210

    Ye Mera

    ufone Ka "Naya"


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    Number
    Mat Samjh Lena
    Pagal
    ...

    ye to 9 se 0 tak olti ginti hai.....

    Ab Bewaqufo ki tarah uper mat dekhna...


  •   Category: Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • mardam shumari
    Ye
    "MARDAM SHUMARI"

    ki SMS service hy

    Agr ap larka ho to mjhy 5 SMS karen

    Agr ap larki hn to 3 SMS karen

    Or

    Agr ap ko apny oper shak hy to koi SMS na karen


  •   Category: Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • ding dong
    aaj
    "DING DONG BUBBLE wali BILLI" ki Barsi hai,

    Us ki YAAD mein plz 5 martaba

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    "MIYAAOUN MIYAAOUN"

    kar k,

    msg ko aagay forwd kar dein,

    SHUKRIYA


  •   Category: Text Insults   Send To Mobile  
  • mobile bina
    Mobile bina hai har larki ki shaan

    Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

    MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

    Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

    12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

    Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

    Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

    Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

    Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

    Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.


  •   Category: Urdu Funny SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Geo news
    Geo news
    " Good Morning "

    Aaj Ki Khaas Khabron K Sath

    Sab Se Pehle Headlines:

    I wish u to
    Have a Nice Day

    Or ab Tafseel:

    Aaj Bhi Rozana Ki Tarha SMS Ki Bonda Bandi Jaari Rahe Gi.

    Call Aany Ka Bhi Imkaan Hai

    Or

    Miss Call K Baadal Bhi Mobile Pe Chaye Rahen Ge.

    Aaj Poora Din Bar Bar Vibration K Jhatke bhi Mehsos hotay Rahen Ge

    Or
    Mazeed Khabron K Liye Dekhte Rahen Mery
    "$m$


  •   Category: Good Morning SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Agar Aapka Reply Na Aye
    Select a Number and I'll Tell You,
    Agar Aap ka Reply Msg Na Aaye To Main Aap Ko Kis Naam Se Yaad Karta Hon.

    1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
    6, 7, 8, 9, 10

    Answer:

    1: Hai He Kanjer
    2: Kuty Da Bacha
    3: Hai He Chawal
    4: Hamzada
    5: Gandi Nasal
    6: Bagherat
    7: Khota
    8: Kanjos
    9: Laanti
    10: Dalla

    Chal Hun Fata Fat Msg Kar
    Nahi To Main Aap ko Yaad Karney Laga Hon.


  •   Category: Reply Me SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • kabi khamosh betho
    kabi khamosh betho gy kabi kuch gunguna gy
    main itna yad ahoon ga mujhy jitna bhulao gy
    ager koi pooch baithy ga khamooshi ka sabab tum se
    buhat kuch kehna chahoo gy magar kuch keh na pao0 gy
    amain itna yad ahoon ga mujhy jitna bhulaoo gy
    i miss u


  •   Category: Missing You SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Aye Kash Wo Raat
    Aye Kash Wo Raat Jaldi Sey Aaye

    Jab woh Apani Unglio Sey Mere Baalon Ko Sehlaye......

    Main Dheere Dheere Juda Karo Libas Uske Jisam Sey......

    Or Woh Madhoshi Mein Mujh Sey Lipat Jaye......

    Main Choomo Uske Jisam Ko Kuch Is Taraha......

    Kay Bekhudi Mein Uski Aah Nikal Jaye......

    Mere Jaltein Hont Jab Milein Uske Honton Sey......

    Mere Dehekte Jisam Mein HalChal C Mach Jaye......

    Main Usey Raat Bhar Itna Pyaar Karoo......

    K Uske Jisam Ka Ek Ek Ang Jhoom Jaye......

    AYE KASHWOH RAAT JALDI SEY AAYE.....

    Jab Woh Mujhe Apney Seene Pe Sulaye


  •   Category: Happy Marriage SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • mere RAB
    Mere__Rab
    Tu_Rehmaan
    Tu_Raheem
    Tu_Ghafoor
    Tu_Razzaq
    Tu_Kareem
    Tu_Qadir
    Tu_Qadeer
    Tu_Muqtadir
    Tu_Ghaffar
    Tu_Wahab
    Tu_Noor
    Tu_Malik
    Tu_Qudoos
    Tu_Aziz
    Tu_Razzaq
    Tu_Qudoos
    Tu_kabiz
    Tu_Baseer
    AEY! Mere RAB rehmat farma Mere Maa Baap par Mere Asatza par
    Mere Behan Bhaiyon par
    Mere Aziz Ristedaron par Mere Doston par or us par bhi jis neye Dua likhi,
    jis ne parhi,
    jis ne suni or
    jisne hasb e tofeeq aagay bheji
    (Aameen).



  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • duwa
    Aik Khobsorat Andaz-e-Dua!
    A Mere Allah Pak Mere Wo Tamam Gunah Mauf Farma De,
    Jo,Meri Duaon Ki Qabuliyat Me Rukawat Bunte hain!


  •   Category: Islamic SMS   Send To Mobile  
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