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Saima Baloch's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Saima Baloch
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 18 Apr 2009

About Saima Baloch:

Hi! I am Saima Bloch from Lahore.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Saima Baloch


  • Woh Kon Si Khasiyat hai
    Q: Mujh Mein Woh Kon Si Khasiyat hai
    jis ki Bina Par log Mujh Se Dosti Karty Hain?

    1.Looks
    2.Happy Go lucky nature
    3.Face Exprsion
    4.Funny Harkatein
    5.Never mind attitude
    6.Childishness
    7.Friendly Smile
    8.Quick Dialouge Delivery
    9.Chulbula Pan
    10.Helping Nature
    11.Intelligence
    12.Maturity.


  •   Category: Reply Me SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Meri Yaad Aaye Gi
    Sham k Ujalon par
    Apne Narm Hathon Se

    Koi baat Achi Si
    Koi Khwab Sacha Sa

    Koi Bolti Khushbu
    Koi Sochta Lamha

    Jab Bhi Likhna Chaho Gey
    Soch k Darichon Se

    Yaad k Hawalon Se
    Mera Naam Chupke Se

    Tum ko Yaad Aaye ga
    Hath Kaanp Jaingay

    Sham Teher Jay Gi
    Meri Yaad Aaye Gi.

    Meri Yaad Aaye Gi.


  •   Category: Missing You SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Izzat Bachany Ka Tareeqa
    Izzat Bachany Ka Naya Tareeqa.

    Ek Larka Apne Dost k Sath Khara Tha k Wahan se Ek Larki Guzri,

    Usne us Larki ko Ishara kiya aur Aankh Maari,

    Jawab mein Larki ne us Larke ko Lanat De Di.

    Wo Larka Apne Dost se Bola:

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    Bechari 5 Baje Milne Ka keh Rahi hai,
    Magar main Jaonga he Nahi. :-)


  •   Category: Boys vs Girls SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tum Se Kuch Kehna Chahati Hon
    Me Tum Se Kuch Kehna Chahati Hon,

    Kehny ka jab Irada Karti hun,

    Mary bolny Se Qabal He,

    Ek dard Angrai ly kar Bedar ho Hata Hai,

    Phir.

    Na Dil Sanbhalta hy,

    Na Aansoo Rok Pati hun,

    Me Tum Se kuch Kehna Chahati Hon,

    Magar.

    Ab Yun Lagta Hai Mujhe,

    K Mai Kabhi Bhi Tumse Kuch Keh na Paaon ge,

    TUM KESE OR K HO JAO GY,

    Mai Tanhaa Reh Jaon gi,

    Mai Tanhaa Reh Jaon gi..


  •   Category: Urdu Love SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Tum Pasandidah Kitab Ho
    Tum Pasandidah Kitab Ho.
    Aksar Sochti Rahi!

    Main Tumhari Sabse Ziyada Pasandida Kitab ki Tarah Hon

    Jo Neend Mai Bhi Tumhare Seene mei Khul kar Rehti Hai

    Tum Mujhe Parrhte Ho, Harf-Harf Samajhte ho, Sparsh Karte ho

    Main Aur Bhi Gehrey Utar jati Hon

    Tumhare Ghar ke Kone Kone mei Dikh Jati hon

    Wahin-Wahin jahan jahan Tum Mujhe Dhondte Rahe

    Phir Achanak Q Seene Mai Rakhi Kitab Ko

    Dhairon Kitab ke Beech Rakh Diya

    Ek Baar Bhi Nahi Chaaha Kitab Par Jami Dhool ko Hata Don

    Usey Usi Jagah Rakh Don Thora Parh Lon

    Aur keh Don Tum hi Meri Pasandidah Kitab Ho.


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Meray Dil Mai Utro Zara
    Meray Dil Mai Utro Zara Zara,
    Mujhay Holay Holay to Pyar Do,

    Meri Tishnagi ko Barhaao Phir,
    Meri Bey-Kali ko Qaraar Do,

    Mujhay Harf Harf Samait Lo,
    Muje Lafz Lafz Shumaar Do,

    Jo Umar Bhar na Utar Sakey,
    Meri Rooh ko Khud Mai Utar Lo,

    Aao Pyar k Is Khail Mai,
    Tum Jeet Jao Mujhe Haar Do.


  •   Category: Urdu Poetry SMS   Send To Mobile  
  • Good Daughter Says To Lover
    A Good Daughter Says To her Lover:

    Han ye Sach Hai k Mujy Tumse Muhabbat Hai
    Ye Bhi Sach Hai k Mai Tumhari Chahat Hon.

    Per Meri Zindgi Mai Chahto ki Kami to Nahi
    Rishte or Bhi Hain Sirf Tum He to Nahi.

    Apni Zaat k is Pehlu Se Aaj Milwaun Tumhai
    Me kya hu kesi Hon Zara Batlaun Tumhai

    Me apni Maa ki Tarbiyt Mai Dhala Sancha Hon.
    Apne Baba ki Umedo Se Pur ik Khaka Hon.

    Apne Bhai ki Gairat Hon Janti Hon Mai.
    Mjse hi hai Ghar ki Izzat Manti Hon Mai.

    To Behak jaun Mai ye Kabhi Mumkin He Nahi.
    K Dil wo Sab b Rakhte Hain, sirf hum Tum He to Nahi.

    Mohabat Wo Nahi jo Rishty Bhula Deti Ho.
    Muhabat Wo Hai jo Buzurgon ki Dua Leti Ho.


  •   Category: Decent SMS Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh
    1 Boy School Se Rota Hua Ghar Aaya:

    Maa: Beta Kyo Ro Rahe ho?
    Boy: Sir Ne Bohat Mara Hai Mujhe!

    Maa: Q?
    Boy: Sir Mere Dost Ko Daant Rahy Thy To Maine Dost ko Tasalli Di, Aur Ek Misaal di.

    Mother: Konsi Misaal?
    Boy: Jo Bhonktey Hain Woh Kaat'tey Nahi. :-)


  •   Category: Family SMS-Jokes   Send To Mobile  
  • Muddat Ke Baad Dekha
    Muddat Ke Baad Dekha Use Badla Hua Tha Woh
    Najane Kiya Hadsa Hua Sehma Hua Tha Woh

    Mujhe Dekh Kar Usne Chehra To Chupa Liya
    Magar Ankhain Bata Rahi Thi Ke Roya Hua Tha Woh

    Uski Aankhon Main Dekh Kar Mehsoos Hua Mujhe
    Meri Tarha Kisi Soch Main Dooba Hua Tha Woh

    Uski Sonay Jaisi Rangat Zarad Parh Gayi Thi
    Jese Kisi Ke Pyaar Mein Jala Hua Tha Woh

    Qurbaan Jaon Us Shakhs Par Main
    Yaad Main Jis Ki Khoya Hua Tha Woh.


  •   Category: Broken Heart SMS   Send To Mobile  
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