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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Ghalti
    Pathan Ny Sardar Ko Zor Se Thappar Mara..

    Sardar: Oye Me Ny Kiya Ghalti Ki Hai Jo
    Tu Ny Mujhy Mara..??

    Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Ab Kiya Hum Tumhary Ghalti Kerny Ka Intzar Kerta.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bohat Germi Hai Yaar
    Sardar: Bohat Germi Hai Yaar.

    Pathan LAYS Ka Packet Dete Huwe:
    Le Lo Hawa Khao.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • JAMUN Ka Ped
    Pathan: Yara JAMUN K Ped
    K Nichy GULAB Ka Poda Q Laga Rahy Ho.??

    Sardar: Ta K Ye Dono Ped
    Mil Ker Hamen Gulab Jamun Den.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Kuch De Do
    Pathan Cycle Per Sawar Faqeer K Paas Se Guzra..

    Faqeer: Allah K Naam Per Kuch De Do..

    Pathan: Chalo Pichy Betho Hum Tum Ko Chorr De Ga.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Garam Masala
    A Colgate's Salesman Comes On Pathan's Door.

    Salesman: Kiya Aap K Toothpaste Me Namak Hai.??

    Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Aaj Namak Puchta Hai,
    Kal Boly Ga Aap K Toothpaste
    Me Garam Masala Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Fifty Fifty
    Pathan Aur Sardar Ja Rahy Thy,
    Rasty Me Unhen 1000 Ka Note
    Para Hua Mila..

    Sardar: Chalo Isay
    Fifty Fifty Ker Lety Hen..

    Pathan: Abay Dhakkan Saaly,
    Phir Baki 900 Ka Kiya Karen Gy,
    Aisa Kero 500 Tum Rakho,
    500 Hum Rakhta Hai OK..

    Sardar: Ok.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Puncture Ki Dukan
    Ek Pathan Ny Puncture Ki Dukan Kholi..

    Us Ny Suna Tha K
    Puncture Ko Pani Me
    Check Kiya Jata Hai,
    Is Liye Wo Pani Me Beth Gaya..

    Thori Dair Baad Pathan Bola:
    "Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Bulbulay To Nikal Rahy Hen
    Lekin Samajh Nai Aa Raha K
    Puncture Kahan Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • DJ Singer
    Shadi Me Singer Ny Gana Start Kiya:

    "Jis Ko Dance Nahi Kerna Wo
    Ja K Apni Bhains Charaaye"

    Ye Sunty Hi Pathan
    Apni Begam Ko Le Ker
    Khany Ki Table Ki Taraf Chala Gaya.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Makeup Q Kerti Hen
    Pathan:
    Yara Ye Aurten Itna Makeup Q Kerti Hen,
    Jab Dhekho Her Waqt Makeup Kiya Hota Hai..

    Sardar: Haan Yaar,
    Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Bata K
    Meri Bivi Makeup Kerna Chhor De..

    Pathan:
    Yara Us Ki Baat Mat Kero,
    Us Per Makeup Bohat Suit Kerta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • 4 Biviyon Ki Gunjaish
    Pathan: Gul Bano,
    Hamary 4 Bachon Me Se
    Tumhen Sab Se Ziyada Piyara Kon Hai??

    Gul Bano: Khan Saab, Hum Ko To Sab Bacha Acha Lagta Hai.

    Pathan: Sab Se Ek Jitna Piyar Kese Ho Sakta Hai?

    Gul Bano: Allah Ki Taraf Se
    Ek Maa K Dil Me Sab Bachon
    K Liye Mohabbat Ho Sakti Hai.

    Pathan: Yehi To Hum Bhi
    Tum Se Kehta Hai K
    Allah Ki Taraf Se Ek Mard
    K Dil Me 4 Biviyon K Liye
    Ek Jesi Mohabbat Ho Sakti Hai.. :-)

    NOTE:
    Pathan Ki Namaz-e-Janaza
    Kal Zuhar K Baad Ada Ki Jaye Gi..

    Shukriya :-D :-)


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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