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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • A Pathan Gets A Cheque
    A Pathan Gets A Cheque & Throws It
    On The Ground..?

    Why..??
    Bcoz
    To See Whether It Will BOUNCE or NOT.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Technician
    Pappu Auto Workshop Ja Ker Puchta Hai:
    Kiya Aap Car K Brakes Repair Ker Sakty Hen??


    Pathan Technician:
    Yara Hum Brakes To Repair Nahi Ker Sakta
    Magar Uske Horn Ko Ziyada Loud Ker Sakta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Brave Pathan
    A Lady & Lion Were Kissing
    Each Other Inside a Cage in Circus..

    Ring Master Asked:
    "Can Anyone Do It?"

    Pathan: Yes I Can,
    Lekin Pehly Aap Sher Ko Pinjry Se Bahar Nikalo.. :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • I Hate Hospitals
    A Girl Romantically said to Pathan:
    Me Tumko Wo Jaga Dikhati Hun
    Jahan Mera Apendix Ka Operation Hua Tha..

    Pathan: No Way, I Hate Hospitals.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Wait Plz
    Ek Pathan Jahaz Me Sawar Hony Laga
    To Airhostess Ny Rukny K Liye Kaha:
    "Wait Plz.."

    Pathan Foran Bola:
    Only 80 Ponds Baji.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Khali Jaga
    Sardar: Jab Me Sar K Bal Khara
    Hota Hun To Khoon Sar Ki Taraf
    Jama Hota Hai, Magar Jab
    Paaun K Bal Khara Hota Hun To
    Khoon Paaun Me Jama Nahi Hota..

    Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
    Jo Cheez Khali Hoga, Khoon Usi Taraf To Jaye Ga Naa.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • WelCome
    Dost: Suna Hai Kal Tumhen Logon Ny Bohat Mara?

    Pathan: Haan Yara Kal Hum Ny Social Work Kiya Tha.

    Dost: Social Work Kesa?

    Pathan: Hum Ny Qabrustan K Gate Per
    WelCome Ka Board Laga Diya Tha.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Hotel Me
    Pathan Hotel Me:
    "Wo Jo Maiz Pr Betha Hai Us Se Hamara Dushmani Hai."
    Dost: Wahan To 4 Admi Bethy Hen.

    Pathan: Wo Jis Ki Munchhen Hen.
    Dost: Sab Ki Munchhen Hen.

    Pathan: Wo Jis K Kapry Sufaid Hen.
    Dost: Sab K Kapry Sufaid Hen.

    Pathan Ny Ghusse Me Pistol Nikala
    Aur 3 Aadmiyon Ko Maar Ker Bola:
    "Wo Jo Reh Gaya Hai Usay Hum Nahi Chory Ga.." :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Bakray Ki Raan
    Pathan: Bakray Ki Raan Kidhar Gai?
    Qasaai: Bakra Langra Tha Janab.

    Pathan: Aur Dil Kidhar Hai?
    Qasaai: Wo To Bakri Le Gai.

    Pathan: Acha Dimagh To Hoga.
    Qasaai: Sorry Khan Saab, Bakra Pathan Tha.. :-D

    Hahahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
  • Loan Le Lo
    Pathan: O Yara Hum Ko Paise Chahiye,
    Hamary Paas Kapray Nahi Hen Pehanny K Liye,
    Hum Kiya Kare.??

    Dost: Tum Bank Se Loan Le Lo.

    Pathan: Hum Loan Le Ker Kiya Karega?
    Hum Ko To Sirf COTTON Pehanny Ka Aadat Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Pathan Jokes  Send To Mobile
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