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Latest Hindi Funny SMS:
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Yash Raj Film
Yash Raj ki Wife ki Delivery k Waqt
Wife ny pucha: Baby ka Name kya hoga?
Yash Raj says: DHOOM
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After Few Minutes He Saw
Many Children His Wife has &
He ask Doctor:
"Ye sab kiya hai?"
Doctor:
Sir Ye DHOOM 1,
Aur YE DHOOM 2,
YE 3 ,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
DHOOM again ,again ,again, and again...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ek Baar Pappu Naddi me
Ek Baar Pappu Naddi me nahane
gaya...
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Achanak se Wo doobne laga...
..
Tabhi use Ganesh ji dikhe...
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Pappu: Ganeshji plz Mujhe bacha
lijiye..
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Ganesh ji apni Dhun me the
Aur jordar Naachne lage...
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Pappu: Ganesh ji Me Doob raha
hoon aur
Aap ho k Naach rahe ho..?
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Ganesh ji: To Tu v to
Ganesh chaturthi par
naach raha tha Mere Doobne par...
So Badla Pura..
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Dhinka chika, Dhinka chika...:-)
By:
Haya Ali
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PRAYER OF MODERN GIRL
PRAYER OF MODERN GIRL..
Raghupati raghav
raja ram
aisa var dena Bhagwan,
subah ko uthke jo
chai banaye,
chai bana kar
mujhe uthayephir kahe ise peeomeri jaan
aisa var dena
Bhagwan !
Dopahr ko jab wo
break mein aaye,
aake jaldi se lunch
banaye, phir kahe ise chakho
meri
jaan
aisa war dena
Bhagwan !
Sham ko jab wo
office se aaye, sare din ki
kamaai
pakdaaye,
phir kahe ise udao meri
jaan
aisa war dena
Bhagwan...:-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Agla Janam
Jailer: Phaasi se pehle kis se Miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to Agla Janam lete hi Mil jyenge,
Biwi ke liye Sala Phir 25 Saal Wait karna Padega...;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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1 Sachhi Ghatna
Everyone Must Read
1 Sachhi Ghatna :-(
Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Rooh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi
Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe
Dehradun Me 17 Saal Ki Masoom Ladki,
Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The
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Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Phusla Kr
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Us se Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..;-)
By:
Haya Ali
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Romance
Pati Prawachan Sun k aya aur
Patni ko Godd me utha liya.
Patni:
Guruji ne kiya Romance krne ko kaha hai?
Pati:
Nahi Pagli,
Unho ne kaha hai K
Aapko Apna Dukh Khud Uthana Chahiye...;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Ek Mandir Tha
Ek Mandir Tha,
Jis me Buri Niyat Wale Ghayab ho jate
Thy.
Imran Hashmi gaya
Imran Ghayab,
Salman Khan
gaya
Salman Ghayab,
Katrina Kaif gai to
Bhagwan Ghayeb..;-);p
By:
Haya Ali
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Maza Aa Gaya
Sharma ji ki party me
dinner karte hue Verma ji k paas
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
"Bhai saab, apne to kuch liya hi nahi!
Aur 1 chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate me rakh diya."
Party khatam hone per Sharma ji ne
Verma ji se puchha:
"Khana kaisa tha?"
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi Badhiya thi par
end me Bhabhi ji ne jo
Taang Utha ke di, To
Maza aa gaya...:-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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