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Bhikari Bheek mangne
Bhikari Bheek Mangne ke liye Masjid ke bahar betha tha..
Sab Namazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye aur usy kuch na
mila..
Wo phir Church gaya..
Phir Mandir aur phir Gurudware..
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir 1 Beer Bar ke bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh
uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Faqeer bola...
"Waah re Prabhu"
Rehte kahan ho aur address
kahan ka dete ho.. :-p ?
By:
Naghma Khan
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Special Jokes
Tarak Mehata Ka Oolta Chashma Special Jokes..
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Jethalal :- Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali,
Ahmedabad Ki Dhoop Se Skin Meri Jali.
”Mehta Saheb, Chura Ke Dil Mera Babita Chali.
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Jethalal :- Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
Wah wah ..
Agr meri shadi meri marji se hoti
To TAPUDA teri mummy DAYA nhi BABITA hoti.
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Jethalal : Har Shaam Suhani Nahi Hoti,
Har Chahat K Pichhe Kahani Nhi Hoti.
Kuch To Asar Zarur Hoga Mahobat Me,
Warna Gori BABITA Kale AIYER Ki Diwani Nahi hoti-?
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Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
Wah wah
Exam ke time pe nind acchi aati he
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Jethalal k dukan jane k time pe hi
Babita niche kyu aati hai..;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Height of Insult
Height of Insult...
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Honeymoon par gaye ek jode ne hotel me entry li.
Patni sofe pr beth gayi and
pati counter pr room book krne
chala gaya.
Waha pr Ek Ladki Mini Skirt me counter pr
khadi thi.
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Room me aakar Pati ne patni se kaha:
"Wo jo ladki counter pr khadi thi wo Call Girl thi"
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Patni: Nahi ji ye unka uniform hota hai,
Aap to kuch b samajh lete ho.
Pati Patni me Behas ho gai or Shart lag gai.
Pati ne Patni ko Parde ke piche Chhupa diya or
Ladki ko Bulaya or puccha:
"Me Akela hun, Aaj Raat mere sath rukogi?"
Ladki boli: 2000 lungi
Pati: 200 dunga
Aur Ladki Ghussa hoke chali gai or
Pati Shart jeet gaya
Phir Shaam ko Pati Patni
Restaurant me bethe hue the
to Wo Ladki paas aakar boli:
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" 200 rs me to aisi hi milegi "...;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Dono Haath Kaat Do
Sambha:
"Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya
Karna Hai ?"
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Gabbar:
"Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat
Do,
Aur Isko Din Me 3 Baar
Blue Film Dikhao,
,
Apne Aap Tadap Tadap Kar
Mar Jaayega ..;-p
Hahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Daru Aur Pani
Raju ko Daru peeta Dekh ker
Ek American bola:
"Pani b nhi milaya ?"
Raju:
Abe Angrez ki Aulad,
Hum Indian hen,
Itna Pani to Daru ko dekh k hi
Muh me aa jata hai.. ;-p
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Story
1 Bacha roz Mandir se Chappal churata tha..
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Ek Din sare Chappal bech ke
1 Mobile kharida,
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Aaj wohi Bacha
Apni Story padh Raha hai Apni Mobile Pe..;-p
Hahahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Parvachan
Satsang me Baba Ramdev bole:
Aaj ki Auraten itne Bareek Kapde pehanti hen k
sab Nazar aata hai..
Unki Kameez nazar aati hai,
Unki Taange nazar aati hain,
Unka Jism nazar aata hai,
Khula Ang-pardarshan hota hai...
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Peeche se Santa ki Aawaz aayi,
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"Baba G, Aap parvachan do..
Mood mat banao
Raat ko Need nahi aayegi..;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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