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Master Key / Shitty lock
Girl says: It's unfair that,
If a guy f*cks a Different Girl every Week, He's a Legend,
But If a Girl F*cks just two Guys in a year, She's a Slut.
Guy Responds: If a Key Opens Lots of locks, Then It's a Master Key,
But If a Lock is Opened By Lots of Keys, Then It's a Shitty lock. :-)
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By: Jasper
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Husband Suhag Raat Main
Husband Suhag Raat Main:
Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 Aurton K Saath Sex Kar Chuka Hon.
Wife (Sharmaty Huye):
Aap Wohi Hain Na.
Jisne 500 Ka Jaali Note Diya Tha. :-)
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By: Nawaz
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Tool in A Woman's Mouth
A Great Thinker Once Said:
A Man With His Tool in a Woman's Mouth...
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Can Be A DENTIST.
(Shame on Your Dirty Thinking)
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By: Taha
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General Knowledge of Bra
Poisonous Bra: Co-Bra
Mathematical Bra: Alge-Bra
Stripped Bra: Ze-Bra
Zodiac Bra: Li-Bra
I Improved Your General Knowledge Because You Only know Girls Bra!
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By: Taha
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What is Pakistani Politics?
Child: What is Pakistani Politics?
Father: I run the home so I am government,
Your Mom is Opposition,
Our Maid is Working Class,
We all look after You,
So you are People
&
Your Younger Brother is Future,
This is Pakistan Politics.
At Night Boy Heard his Brother Crying as his Nappy was Dirty.
Boy went to Mother, She was Sleeping,
Then he went to Maid's Room,
Where he Saw his Father Having Sex With Her Maid.
He Went Back to Sleep, Next Day Boy to Father:
Now I Understand Pakistani Politics clearly,
Government is Fucking Working Class
&
Opposition is Sleeping,
People are Ignored
&
Future is in Deep Shit. :-)
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By: Taha
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Wo Konsi Topi Hai Jo
Batao Wo Konsi Topi Hai Jo Khainchne Se Bhi Nahi Utarti?
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Note Pe Bani Hui Quaid-e-Azam Ki Topi
Magar Tum Kuch Aur Samajh Rahe Thay Na?
Dirty Mind. :-)
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By: Taha
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Condoms are Cheaper
Teacher: Why Love is Better than War?
Student: Because Condoms are Available at Cheaper Rates than Weapons.
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By: Taha
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BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy
Girl to Doctor:
Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya
Aur
19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D
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By: Taha
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Dost and Condom?
What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?
1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat Aane hi nahin deta.
2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.
3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.
4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.
5. Dost Anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain.
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By: Taha
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Can I Marry Your Daughter?
Boy: Now, As it is Just a Formality,
But I Still Ask, Can I Marry Your Daughter?
Father: Who Told You Its Just a Formality?
Boy: The Doctor,
Who Gave Your Daughter's Pregnancy Report :-D
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By: Taha
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