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Agar Ek Chance Do To
Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To,
Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega?
Baba Ji: Nazrane Ki Jaga,
Agar Ek Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai. :-)
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By: Taha
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BREAST Cancer Awareness Month
January Was BREAST Cancer Awareness Month.
Send this SMS to all Those who Misunderstood Us While We Were Watching Breasts.
We Stare Because, We Care. :-)
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By: Taha
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Tum Mard Hotin?
1 Aadmi Apni Biwi Se: Jaan Kya Tumhara Dil Kabhi Chahta Hai K
Tum Mard Hotin?
Biwi: Nahi! Magar Mera Dil Ye Zaroor Chata Hai K,
Tum Mard Hotay.
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By: shahzada
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Itne Barray Speed Breaker
1 Larki ki T-Shirt pe CAR Bani Hui Thi.
1 Bacha Usey Dekhe ja'raha Tha.
Larki: Kabhi Car Nahi Dekhi kya?
Bacha: Car to Dekhi hai, Magar Itne Barray Speed Breaker Nahi Dekhe. :-)
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By: Taha
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Shooting Her Lover
Judge: Why Did You Shoot Your Wife Instead of Shooting Her Lover?
Man: Your Honor, It is Easier to Shoot a Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... :-)
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By: Nawaz
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Aapas Mai Mili to Sahi
Ek Call Girl Ka Janaza Nikla To Usay Dekh K Ek Aadmi Bola:
Chalo Acha Hua Aakhir Aapas Mai Dono Mili to Sahi.
Kisi ne Pucha Kon Dono?
Aadmi: Uski Taangen. :-)
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By: Nawaz
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Biwi Ne Qameez Utari
Biwi Ne Qameez Utari
Aur Sexy Nazar Se Shohar ki Taraf Dekhtay Huay
Shalwar Bhi Utar Kar Boli:
"Pata Hai Na, Kya Karna Hai?"
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Shohar: Han, Kapray Dhonay Hain. :-)
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By: Send Free SMS
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2 Baton Mai Faraq Rakho
2 Baton Main Hamesha Faraq Rakho:
"Apne Friends Se Pyar Karo, Unki Sisters Se Nahi."
Aur
"Apni Sisters Se Pyar Karo, Unki Friends se Nahi."
Baghairton Sun Lo... :-)
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By: Taha
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Love is a Gamble
Love is a Gamble,
Sex is a Game,
Boys do the Thing,
Girls Get the Blame,
1 Night in Pleasure,
9 Months of Pain,
1 Day in Hospital And
A Junior Needs a Name. :-)
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By: Taha
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Sex Karne Mai Kitna Waqt
3 log Hakeem K Paas Gaye
Hakeem ne Sab se Baari Baari pucha:
Raat ko Sex Karne Mai Kitna waqt lete ho?
Jawan: 10 Minute
Middle aged: 5 minute
Old age: 1 ghanta 40 minute 15 second.
Hakeem (Herani se): Wo kaise?
Old age: 40 minute kapray utarne main,
15 Second Sex karta hun
Aur
1 Ghanta Behosh Rehta hun. :-)
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By: Taha
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( Monday, February 08, 2010 )
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( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )
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( Saturday, January 30, 2010 )
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( Friday, January 29, 2010 )
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( Sunday, January 24, 2010 )
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( Saturday, January 23, 2010 )
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( Saturday, January 23, 2010 )
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( Tuesday, January 19, 2010 )
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( Tuesday, January 19, 2010 )
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( Tuesday, January 19, 2010 )
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