Best Collection of New Adult SMS Jokes at Funny SMS
World's Best adult sms SMS directory. Where you hundreds of Adult sms and jokes to send your friends. Here is a Latest Adult SMS, urdu Adult SMS, english Adult SMS, Adult SMS messages, Adult SMS collection, Fantastic Adult SMS messages, Hillarious Adult SMS messages, adult sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english. some popular searches for such types of new sms messages includes funny adult sms, adult sms forwards, free adult sms, adult messages, adult sms jokes, hindi adult sms, urdu adult sms etc.. Adult ( Sexy ) SMS collection contains Adult ( Sexy ) SMS / Text Messages in English, Hindi & Urdu. Browse through and send your favorite Adult ( Sexy ) SMS to your friends using your mobile phone.
Notice:The Dirty SMS Category which you are about to view may contain SMSs unsuitable for minors, these are mainly meant for Adult. SMSs may contain inappropriate language or subject. If you think this kind of SMS are inappropriate for you or your age is below 18, then you should not view this category.
Disclaimer: The viewing discrimination is the sole responsibility of the visitor, if you think this kind of SMSs are inappropriate for you, then you may leave.
Adult SMS Jokes Statistics :
Total SMS in Adult SMS Jokes: 849
Total Members that contributed to Adult SMS Jokes: 103
Total Comment posted in Adult SMS Jokes: 1175
Page Title: Adult SMS Jokes - Funny SMS in Urdu, Hindi & English
Adult SMS Jokes was last updated on: 7/25/2010 8:27:57 AM
People usually search for Adult SMS Jokes by using following keywords:
sms adult desi, adult sms, adult sms messages, funny sms adult messages, receive adult sms text alerts, sexy and adult sms, adult sms jokes, free adult sms, ganday sms, dirty sms, free adult sms sent to cell phone, adult sms, adult dirty sms msgs, adult funny urdu sms, adult new sms jokes, free adult sms jokes, funny adult sms, adult sms jokes, adult new sms jokes, free adult sms jokes, 18+ sms, x rated sms, x rated jokes, urdu adult sms, hindi adult sms, roman adult sms, english adult sms, Adult Fun SMS, Adult Shayari SMS, Adult Friendship SMS, Adult Hindi SMS, Adult Entertainment SMS, Adult Mast SMS, Adult Hindi Messege, New Adult SMS, urdu Adult SMS, english Adult SMS, Adult SMS messages, Adult SMS collection, Fantastic Adult SMS messages, Hillarious Adult SMS messages, adult sms
Latest Adult SMS Jokes:
-
Come On Yaar
It takes 7 Seconds 4 food 2 pass from mouth 2 stomach
A human hair can hold 3 kg
The length of PEN!S is twice the length of THUMB
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's
Women blink twice as much as men
We use 300 muscles 2 keep our balance wen v stand
R U still looking at your thumb?
COME ON YAAR.
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
Email This
-
The Seal Is Already Broken
Aunty Ney Sex K Baad Ladke Sey Poocha
Oye, Tu Ne Condom Kyun Nahi Lagaya?
Young Boy:O Aunty.,
Pack Pey Likha Tha.,
Do Not Use If The Seal Is Already Broken. :-)
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Email This
-
Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye
SHEZADA SALEEM: Humaray Ammi or Abba huzoor hum se
Itni muhabat kartay thay k saari saari Raat
Wo donon humay sulaney k liye jagtay rehty,
Magar hum phir bhi nahi Sotay!
Vazeer: Aapky Issi Kameneypan ki Wajha se Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye. :-)
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
Email This
-
Promises Are Like Babies
Today's Thought...
Promises Are Like Babies...
Fun To Make But Hell To Deliver. :-)
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: AsiM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Email This
-
Apni Beti ko Samjhaiye
Student: Miss Ladkiyon Ko 13 Saal Se Pehle Bachha Nahi Hota Na?
Miss: Han Beta Nahi Hota.
Student: To Apni Beti ko Samjhaiye Faaltu Mein Dar Rahi Hai. :-)
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: Send Free SMS
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Email This
-
Kamar K Dard Ki Wajohat
Kamar K Dard Ki 2 Wajohat Hain:
1. Kasrat-e-Sex
Ya
2. Hasrat-e-Sex. :-)
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Email This
-
Neechy Wala Piece
Ek Aadmi Ghussey men Apni BV se,
Dil karta hai Terey 2 Tukray kar doon,
Achanak Paros se Awaaz aayi,
Abey Neechay wala Hissa Mujhey De Diyo Yaar.
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Email This
-
Happy Gents Day
U are so lucky Be thankful to God
Because
U can never have Periods, Breast Cancer,
cyst in ur ovaries
Menopause
DNC
Ur tits can not be used as 24/7 feeders for infants
Ur abdomen can't b cut to produce a baby
U don't have to be fucked by an idiot, whom u hate
Thank God for these blessings
HAPPY GENTS DAY.
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
Email This
-
Wah Re Gandhi
Wah Re Gandhi
Kiya Chali Teri Aandhi,
Aaya tha langot me
Ghus gaya 1000 ki note mein,
Zinda tha to CONGRESS HOUSE mein,
Aur Ab Direct Aurat ke BLOUSE mein
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Email This
-
Bhains ka Doodh Aata Hai
Customer: Waiter aisi chaai pilao jisse tann-mann jhoom uthe aur badan machalne lage,
Waiter: Sir, hamare yahan Bhains ka Doodh Aata Hai, Shakira ka nahi
Posted in: Adult SMS Jokes
By: SAYYAM
| SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
Email This
Members Contributed to Funny SMS in Adult SMS Jokes category:
Comments Posted in Adult SMS Jokes at this Page:
amit says:
( Tuesday, July 27, 2010 )
hey rani my id is indiver200@yahoo.co.in u can chat m male 25
RANI says:
( Thursday, July 22, 2010 )
whoever wants to chat sexy, send me a messege, in urdu/hindi/english, im comptroble in all ;)
rani.wanted@yahoo.com
dk jain says:
( Thursday, July 22, 2010 )
1 Lady k Zewar Loot Liye
Luteron Ne
1 Lady k Zewar Loot Liye
Log Bole:
Shukkr kro Bhaabi ki Izzat Nhi Looti.
Bhaabi Chillai:
Kameeno Izzat
Bech-Bech kr Hi To Zewar Liye Thay.
Rajesh says:
( Tuesday, July 20, 2010 )
Jigar ki Garmi,
Masanay ki Garmi,
Jaryaan aur Ehtelam ka Wahid Elaj
.
.
.
.
.
Thandi
(\./)
/ " ) "? ----;";
\,,/"( Khoti,)\
//\\ //\\
Shenzo says:
( Sunday, July 11, 2010 )
Amir bhai jahan per aap k sms khatam hotey hain wahan se mere shooro hotey hain....
smsgalore says:
( Tuesday, July 06, 2010 )
The most irritatable message: On the day of your marriage, at 12 midnight one of your friend sending message...
dude what are you doing…!
~aMir Majeed~ says:
( Sunday, July 04, 2010 )
SmS Challange!!!
Agar kisi main dum hay tu mery
sath $m$ compitition ker lay...
Dekhty hain is web mian se koun
ata he mery sth muqabla karny...
~*~Open Challange~*~
~aMir Majeed~
0314-3150012
www.netlog.com/amermajeed
~aMir Majeed~ says:
( Sunday, July 04, 2010 )
Lady: Hello Police Station?
Other Side: Yes!
Lady: A man has entered into my house and he is raping me right nnnowww
Cannn yooouu Pleeease aaaaah arresstt himmmmm Tommorrrrowww?
~3A~ 0314-3150012
www.netlog.com/amermajeed
~aMir Majeed~ says:
( Sunday, July 04, 2010 )
A newly married man was standing in front of a mirror
naked and was admiring his physique.
'2 inches more & I will be a king.'
Suddenly the wife comes in and says,
'2 inches less and you will be a queen
~3A~ 0314-3150012
www.netlog.com/amermajeed
~aMir Majeed~ says:
( Sunday, July 04, 2010 )
Larky wale larki dakhny gaye ,
Susar "BETI"
Tumhain chai
Ati hai?
Larki "sharma k mujhe abi DOODH nahi
ata chaye kahan say aye gi..?
~aMir Majeed~
0314-3150012
www.netlog.com/amermajeed
Please Leave your Comments on Funny SMS about Adult SMS Jokes on this page:
Login 
