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Latest Women Day SMS related sms/jokes:

  • Papa Ki Wo Laadli
    Papa Ki Wo Laadli,
    Maa Ki Wo Jaan,
    Dil Nadaan,
    Par Karti Hai Sabke Liye
    Apni Jaan Kurbaan,
    Hai Bhaiyon Ki Muskaan,
    Pariwar KiShaan,
    Ye Hai Ek Ladki Ki Pehchaan..
    .
    Happy Women's Day!...


  By: Maha Abro   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Women's Day Par Ek Larki Ne
    Women's Day Par Ek Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha:
    Aapko Pata Hai Aaj Women's Day Hai?
    .
    .
    Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha:
    Kamaal Hai,
    Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tha,
    Tab To Tuesday Tha..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Husbands se kaam kerwana
    3 Women..
    Topic= Husbands se kaam kerwana

    American:
    Me ne Husband se kaha k Ainda khana Tum pakao gy
    2nd day us ne kuch na kia
    3rd day usne Roast bana lia.

    German:
    Me ne Husbnd se kaha k Ainda Ghar ki Safai Tum kero gy
    2nd day Wo chup raha,
    3rd day Pura Ghar Saaf tha.

    Pakistani:
    Me ne Un se kaha k Ainda Kapry Tum Wash kero gy,
    Apne sab Kaam khud kero gy,

    1st day Mujhy kuch Nazar na aya
    2nd day bhi kuch Nazar na aya
    3rd day Aankh ki Sujan kuch Utri to
    kuch Kuch Nazar aya..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • All successful people men and women are big dreamers
    All successful people men and women are big dreamers.
    They imagine what their future could be,
    ideal in every respect,
    and then they work every day
    toward their distant vision,
    that goal or purpose.

    (Brian Tracy)


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A husband read an article to his wife ab
    A husband read an article to his wife about "How many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
    The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
    The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What?"


  By: PAGALPANTI   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Love In Medical
    .."Love In Medical"..

    Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

    Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

    Types:
    1 Way
    And 2 Way.

    Age:
    Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

    Sites Affected:
    Brain And Heart

    Risk Factors:
    - Teenagers
    - Boys Without Sisters
    - Girls Without Brothers

    Etiology:
    - Time Pass
    - Desired To Be Loved
    - Money And Beauty

    Symptoms:
    - Tension
    - Daydream
    - Tachycardia
    - Insomnia
    - Phone Addict
    - No Concentration

    Investigation:
    - Diary
    - Album
    - Books
    - Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

    Treatment:
    Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal....:-)


  By: Zubair Anjum   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly
    A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
    His Mother He's Fallen In Love
    & Says"I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
    & U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"

    Da Next Day,

    He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &

    Thy Chat 4a While

    Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
    Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."

    She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""

    Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"



    The Pakistani Mother Replies

    " I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P


  By: AsiM   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly
    A Young Pakistani Man Excitedly Tells
    His Mother He's Fallen In Love
    & Says" I M Goin To Bring Over 3 Women
    & U Try & Guess Which1 Im Going To Marry"

    Da Next Day,

    He Brings 3 Beautiful Women Into D House &

    Thy Chat 4a While

    Later He Says, " Ok Maa,
    Guess Which 1 Im Goin To Marry."

    She Imediatly Replies,"The 1 On D Right.""

    Thts Amazing, Ma.U R Right.How Did U Knw?"



    The Pakistani Mother Replies

    " I Dont Like Her"!!!! ...:-P


  By: AsiM   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Women's Day Par 1 Larki
    Women's Day Par 1 Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha Apko Pata Hai Aj Women's Day Hai?


    Pathan Ghabra K Bola:
    Kamaal Hai, Jab Hum Ghar Se Nikla Tab To WEDNESDAY Tha.:-)=D


  By: AsiM   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Women's Day
    Women's day per aik larki ne Pathan se kaha:
    "Aapko pata hai aaj Women's Day hai?"

    Pathan ne ghabra kar kaha: Kamaal hai jab hum ghar se nikla tha tab to TUESDAY Tha.


  By: Jasper   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Young Woman
    Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
    worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
    graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
    married soon.

    She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right away. I
    want him to practice for at least six months first.”


  By: purkashishankhen   In: Women Day SMS  Send To Mobile