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Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai
Ye Nafrat Buri Hai, Na Palo Isy..
Dilon Me Khalish Hai Nikalo Isy..
Na Sindhi, Balochi, Punjabi, Pathan,,
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai Bacha Lo Isy..!
Happy Independence Day..
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Haya Ali
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Guman
Waqt e Hijrat Guman Tha K
Wahan Musalman Hi Musalman Hongay..
Kiya Khabar Thi K Yahan
Sindhi, Balochi, Punjabi, Pathan Hongay..
Happy Independence Day..
By:
Maha Abro
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Tabedar Bivi
Pathan Udas Betha Tha..
Pappu: Kiya Hua??
Pathan: Kal Hum Ny Gul Bano Se Kaha Machli Se Kanty Nikal K Do To
Us Ny Kanty Nikal K Mujhy Diye Aur Machli Khud Kha Gai..
Pappu: O Teri.. :-D
By:
Naila Soomro
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More Interest
Pathan: My Gf asked me to show More Interest in her family.
Sardar: So, what did you do?
Pathan: Ab Hum Uski Sister Se Bhi Piyar Kerta Hai. :-D
Hahhaha
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Haya Ali
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Maar Peet
2 Pathan Ek Dusray Ko Gaaliyan De Rahy Thy.
Sardar Ny Samjhaya: O G Gaaliyan Mat Do
QK Jism Ka Zakham Bhar Jata Hai Magar Zuban Ka Nahi Bharta.
Tab Ja K Dono Pathano Me Maar Peet Shuru Hui.. :-D
By:
Haya Ali
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Shadi Card
Sardar Card Me Liye Ghor Se Dekh Raha Tha..
Pathan: Kiya Hua??
Sardar: O Yaar Shadi Ka Card Aaya Hai,
Invite Kerny K Baad Nichy Likha Hai
"STAY HOME, STAY SAFE"
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Ab Samajh Nai Aaraha Bulaya Hai, Ya Mana Kiya Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Video folder
Pathan Apni Bivi ko Doctor K Paas le gaya..
Pathan: Doctor Saab Hamari Gul Bano Ko Jaldi Se Theek Ker Do
Ye 16 GB ka Memory Card Nigal gai hai tabhi se gaane ga rahi hai...
Doctor: Koi baat nahi sab theek ho jayega.
Pathan: Hum to ye soch kar Paresan hai k
Ja Video folder par Pohuchegi to kaya hoga?? :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Pathan Ka Pegham
Ek Pathan Se Kisi Ny Pucha: Aany Wali Nasal Ko Aap Kiya Pegham Dengy??
Pathan: Hum To Ye Kahy Ga K Na Aayen. Halaat Bohat Kharab Hen,
Aur Agar Aana Hi Chahty Hen To 2,4 Ko Sath Le Ker Aayen.. :-D
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Haya Ali
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Gumaan
Waqt-e-Hijrat Guman Tha K
Wahan Musalman Hi Musalman Hongy,,
Kiya Khabar Thi K Yahan
Sindhi, Balochi, Punjabi Aur Pathan Hongy..!
Pakistan Zindabaad..
By:
Haya Ali
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Corona Positive
Pathan Doctor Se: Corona Test Kitny Ka Hoga.??
Doctor: Das Hazar Ka.
Pathan Ny Gusse Se Doctor K Munh Per Chheenk Diya Aur Bola:
Doctor Saab Ab Tum Apna Test Kerwa Lena,
"Tumhara Positive To Mera Bhi Positive" :-D
Hhahhaaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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300 Rupy Kilo Tamatar
Sardar: O Yaar Ab Kesi Tabyat Hai Tumhari.??
Pathan: Yara Doctor Ny Kaha Tha Tumhary Jism Me Khoon Ki Kami Hai
Tum Tamatar Khao, Magar 300 Rupy Kilo Tamatar Ka Sun Ker To
Hamara Baki Ka Khoon Bhi Khushk Ho Gaya Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Brightness
Pathan: Yara Mere Mobile Me Awaz To Aa Rahi Hai Per Tasveer Q Nahi aa Rahi..?
Dukandar: Is Ki Brightness Zero Per Ki Hui Hai.
Pathan: Kiya Matlab.??
Dukandar: Lala Iska Bulb Fuse Ho Gaya Hai 500 Rupay Lagen Gy Change Kerny K.
Pathan: Theek Hai Ker Do Bas Tasveer Saaf Aani Chahiye.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Gaaliyan
2 Arbi Ek Dusray Ko Gaaliyan De Rahy Thy..
Paas Se Ek Pathan Guzra Aur Bola:
"Molvi Saab Hum ko Bhi Duaaon Me Yaad Rakhna.." :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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DoorAndeshi
DoorAndeshi..
Party Me Dost Pathan Se: Yaar Ye Kiya?
Pehly Tum Ny Daal Chawal Khaye Phir Badam Ka Halwa Khaya
Aur Ab Phir Daal Chawal Kha Rahy Ho..??
Pathan: Yara Mosam Bara Kharab Chal Raha Hai.
Agar Mujhy "Ulti" Hui To Daal Chawal Bahar Aaengy,
Aur Agar "Motion" Lagy To Bhi Daal Chawal Bahar Aaengy,,
Badam Ka Halwa "Beech" Me Ek Dam "SAFE" Rahy Ga.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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