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Latest Election SMS related sms/jokes:

  • Oye Modi Pagly
    Oye Modi Pagly..!

    Agar Election Jeetna Hai To
    Army Border Per Nahi Balke
    Polling Stations Per Lagao..!
    Hum Se Seekho Bewakoofo.. :-D

    From:- PAKISTANI POLITICIANS.. :-)
    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Election
    Pappu: Mummy Kya Is Dafa Papa Election me Kharay Ho Rahy Hen.?

    Mummy: Wo Mere Samne to Kharay Ho Nahi Sakte,
    Election me Kiya Kharay Honge.. :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Mushkil Tha
    After Election Ex PM of India

    ManMohan Said:

    “Ye to Sonia Ji ka Hath hai Warna is

    Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dua For Election
    Dua For Election..!!

    Ya Allah..!

    KITAB ko Library me rakhna,

    SHER ko Jungle me rakhna,

    TARAZU ko Dukan me rakhna,

    CYCLE ko Makan me rakhna,

    Lekin

    Sirf PATANG ko Asman me Rakhna.

    (Aameen)


  By: Rabia Naz   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • ElectionHony Se
    Election Hony se Ek Baat ka Pata Chal Gaya,

    **Faraz**

    K Mohally ki Kon Kon si Bachi 18 ki Ho gai Hai...;-p

    O Teri Khair..:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Boy To Girl
    Boye Larki ko Chairty huwe : Excuse Me

    Girl : Ji?

    Boy : Aap ko Pehly bhi Kahin Dekha hai.

    Girl : Ji Dekha ho ga, Me MQM ki Unit 121.B ki Incharge hun.

    Boy : Acha,
    Baji Wo Meri Ammi Puch rahi hen k Election 5 December ko hi hen na??

    Happy Baldiyati Election


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Papa Ji Election Main
    Beta: Kya is Baar Papa Election Main Kharre Ho Rahe Hain?


    Maa: Wo Mere Saamne To Khade Ho Nahi Sakte.


    Election Mai Kya Kharre Honge?


  By: Funtoosh   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pakistan K 4 Mausam
    Teacher: Batao Saal Me Kitne Mausam Hote Hain?

    Student: Sir 4 Mausam.

    Teacher: Kaun Kaun Se?

    Student: Hartaal, Election, Imtehanaat, Hungame.;-)


  By: AsiM   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Rearrange These Letters
    Amazing: If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning.

    Dormitory = Dirty Room

    Astronomer = Moon starer

    The eyes = They see

    Election Results = Lies lets recount

    Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

    Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one.


  By: Master Mind   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bhool gya
    Reporter: Aap ne Election k waqat jo wade kye wo aap kyu bhool gae?


    Zardari: Wo G darasal Election k bad main ne ghalti se GHAJNI film dekh le thi.


  By: wahabi   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Next Election Agenda
    Sardar Manmohan Singh's
    Next Election Agenda:

    1) Ban On Sardar Jokes.
    2) Bolo Tara Rara Will Be The National Song.
    3) 11 Ke Baad Seedha 1 Bajega.


  By: Dhump   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Friendship is not a
    Friendship is not a collection of Hearts,

    But it is selection of Hearts,

    All Friends are not True...

    But

    True Friends are Few....


  By: Jasper   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • After Election PM of India
    After Election PM of India Mr.ManMohan

    Singh said Ye to"sonia ji" k Hath ka

    Kamal hai, Warna is umar mein to mere

    khara hona bhi mushkil tha:-0


  By: Rooman Qamar   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dard-e-Bhutto
    Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    “Dard-e-bhutto”
    Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
    hui thi wo election main khari,,
    na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
    hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
    Dil main hay mere
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
    “”Dard-e-Bhutto”"
    ha koi muqabla karne wala


  By: iRFAnSajiD   In: Election SMS  Send To Mobile