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Jab Merey bachay hongy



Sardar: Jab Merey bachay hon gey to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga.


Pathan: Wo Q?

Sardar: Kal TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori ha.



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