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Everything that kills me makes me feel alive....
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Yesterday I did nothing, and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday....
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- Success Before Work By: Altaf Hussain Solangi
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary....
- True friends don't judge By: Altaf Hussain Solangi
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation....
- If common sense is so common By: Altaf Hussain Solangi
If common sense is so common, why are there so many people without it??...
- I love my six-pack so much By: Altaf Hussain Solangi
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat....
- You can never buy love By: Altaf Hussain Solangi
You can never buy love. But still, you have to pay for it....
- Having an Allergic Reaction By: Altaf Hussain Solangi
I'm just having an allergic reaction to the universe....
