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Hii Ye Machar



Teacher: Hamen In Machron Ko
Paida Hony Se Rokna Hoga..

Pappu: Ye To Ho Hi Nahi Sakta Sir.

Teacher: Wo Q??

Pappu: Sir Itna Chota Condom
Hum Kese Bana Sakty Hen.. :-D

Hhahahaha



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