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Kindly grant me Tea for 2day



A Punjabi Couple went 2 England.
They went 2 a Hotel.
Punjabi 2 Waiter: Sir, Most respectfuly I beg 2 say that I am ill & cannot come 2 school, therefore kindly grant me Tea for 2day.

Waiter Brings Tea.

Wife:
Wah g wah. Tawanu ty far far English Aandi ay.

Husband:
Hally ty Me Pani wasty Thirsty Crow nai sunayi..;-p :-)

Hahahaha



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