Bimaar Engineering Student Theek
Bimaar Engineering Student Theek
Nahi Ho Raha Tha,
Ek Din Uski Maa Usko Boli:
"Jaa kar Janwar Ke Doctor Ko Dikha,
To Hi Theek Hoga.."
Beta: "Arey Jaanwaro Ke Doctor Ko Kyu..??"
.
.
Maa: "Roz Subah Murge Ki Tarah Uth Jata Hai,
Ghode Ki Tarah Bhag Ke Tution Par Jata Hai,
Sher Ki Tarah Class Mein Doston Ke Sath Masti
Karta Hai,
Suwar Ki Tarah Yahaan-Vahaan
Assignment Par Mooh Marta Hai,
Gadhe Ki Tarah Submission Karta Hai,
Ghar Aakar Sab Pe Kutte Ki Tarah
Bhokta Hai,
Raat Ko Ullu Ki Tarah Jag Ke Facebook Pe Chat
Karta Hai,
Bhains Ki Tarah So Jata Hai,
Aur Bhigi Billi Ki Tarah 40 Marks Lata Hai,
Isliye..;-)
Hahahaha
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