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Aap Ka Naam Kiya Hai



Boy: Aapka Naam kya hai?
..
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya Bol k.
Boy: Kiya Matlab?
..
Girl: Payal aur Aapka??

Boy: Hath me dun ya Muh me.
Girl: Matlab...?
..
Boy: Prasad.....:-)



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