Hath Pocket Me Rakho
Miss: 2 and 2 kitne hote hen??
Pappu (fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4): Mam 4
Teacher : Good, par Ungliyon pe gine bina bato,
apne hath pichhe karo aur batao
3 aur 3 kitne?
Pappu: Mam! six ..
Teacher: Good, par Tum abhi bhi Fingers pe gin rahe ho,
Hands Pocket me rakho aur Batao 5 aur 5 kitne ?
Pappu: Mam! ELEVEN.
Teacher: Get Out from the Class...;-p
Hahaha
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