Bezzti bhi ho jati hai
Once a Boy was Smoking at the Airport
Girl asked:
1 Din me kitne Cigrette peety ho?
Boy:
20 to 30
Girl:
Agar ab tak Zindgi me Cigrette pe
kharch kiye huwe Paisay Bachaty
to
Saamne Khari hui BMW Car Tumhari hoti.
Boy:
Aap Cigrette peeti hen?
Girl: No
Boy: To kiya Wo Car Aapki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for Advice..
Mein Cigratte b peeta hon
or Wo Car b Meri hi hai.
MORAL:
Ziyada Lecture dene se
Bezzti bhi ho jati hai,
Halan k,
Larka baad me Ching-Chi pe gaya tha..;-)
GOLD LEAF Dimagh ki Batti jala deti Hai...;-p
Hahaha
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