Ponds Cream Lagati Hun
Cat: Tum Kitny Saal k Ho?
Elephant: 5 Saal Ka.
Cat: Tum Itnay Baray kese ho gaye?
Elephant: NIDO Pita Hun. Behtreen Nashonuma ki 10 Khubiyon Wala.
Aur Tumhari Umar Kiya Hai?
Cat: 30 Saal.
Elephant: Tum Itni Choti Q Ho?
Cat: Ponds Cream Lagati Hun.
Barhti Umar Jese Tham Si Gai Hai..;-p
Hahaha
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