Robot
John : Your Secretory is very Sexy.
Tom : Thanks! Its a Robot. Actually, named "Monika",
If U Squeez her Right breast, She takes Dictation,
& If U squeez Her Left breast, She Types Letters.
I'll Lend it to U for a day & you can See Her Functions..
Next Day..
John called Tom from Hospital & Shouted :
"You Bastard! You didn't Tell Me that the "HOLE" between
Monika's Leg is a Pencil Sharpner"....:-0 :-)
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