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Kharcha



Husband : Darling! agar tum khana banana seekh lo

to Nokrani ka kharcha bach jaye ga...


Wife : Agar tum sex seekh lo to
,

Maali,

Driver,

aur

Chokidaar

ka kharcha bach jaye ga...;-p :-0



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