How to kill a - BOY - ?
Just give him
How to kill a - BOY - ?
Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number.
Then Lock him in a place with "No - N E T W O R K - coverage"
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How to kill a - GIRL - ?
Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellery's, costly cosmetics.
Then, lock her in a room without a " - M I R R O R - "
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