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1. Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die   By: PAGALPANTI
   Pathaan's wish: when i die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefuly in his sleep not screamin ...


2. 1 Shaks K.E.S.C Office Fone Kr K Bola:   By: musarat
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4. Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar  By: musarat
   Pathan: Hum Bachpan may bohat taqatwar tha Dost: Wo kaisay ? Pathan: Hamara Maa kehta he Jab...


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   Girl PATHAN se Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja? Pathan: O...


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7. Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple   By: musarat
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9. Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz   By: musarat
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10. Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy? pathan:  By: Malik Junaid
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    Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy? Pathan...


13. A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy sma  By: PAGALPANTI
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