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Dhonis MOTHER:Market se sabzi le aao. D



Dhonis MOTHER:Market se sabzi le aao.
Dhoni:Par Maa hum log south africa se match haar gaye na,
To log bahut gusse me hai!

Mother:Meri saari pehenkar jao,
Koi nhi pehechanega.

Dhoni goes 2 market wearing saari

1Girl:Hi,Dhoni how r u?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL:Abe! Mai Nehra Hu Yaar



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