Pakistanis Are Easy to Identify
How Pakistanis Are Easy to Identify?
1. Cook everything in garlic & onion
2. Re-use gift papers
3. Always arrive 1 hour late in a party
4. Children have names rhyming
5. Talk for half an hour at the gate when leaving
6. Keep leftover food in fridge
7.Never use measure cups while cooking
8.Take medicines without doctor's prescription
9.Lay bedsheets on sofas to keep them clean
10.Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control
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