Makkhiya Maar Raha Hun
Wife: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Man: Makkhiya Maar Raha Hun.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se. :-)
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