Barrey Ho K Kia Karogy?
Teacher: Tum Barrey Ho Kar Kia Karo Gay?
Student: Shaadi.
Teacher: Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kia Banogy?
Student: Dulha.
Teacher: Oho! I Mean Barrey Ho Kar Kia Hasil Karogy?
Student: Dulhan.
Teacher: Uffo! Matlab Aisa Kia Karo Gay, Jo Tumne Pehly Kabhi Nahi Kia?
Student: Nikkah. :-)
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