Gun is Better Than Girl
6 Reasons to prefer GUNS over GIRL:
1.You can trade an old 45 for a new 22
2.You can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it.
3.Your Gun stays with you even if you are out of munitions.
4.Guns function normal everyday.
5.Gun do not mind if You go to sleep after you use it.
6.MOST IMPORTANT: You can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! :-)
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