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Kutta Maarny pe Qaid



Law Teacher: America main Kutta Maarny pe 2 Saal Qaid Ho jati Hai....



Student: Ye to kuch bhi nahi!

Pakistan Main to Uska Mazaaq urrany pe 14 saal qaid ho sakti hai. :-)



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