Faheem Dada's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Faheem Dada
Location: Landhi, Karachi.
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Member Since: 13 Nov 2007
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Faheem Dada
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Mr. See owned a saw
Mr. See owned a saw.
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See”s saw Before See sawed Soar”s seesaw,
See”s saw would not have sawed Soar”s seesaw.
So See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See”s saw sawed Soar”s seesaw.
Category: Tongue Twister SMS
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4 MY LOVE
Yun mile ke Mulakaat
Na Ho Saki,
Hont khulay Magar
koi Baat Na Ho Saki,
Meri Khamosh
Nigahen Har Baat keh
Gaen,
Aur Unko Shikayat Hai
k Baat Na Ho Saki:)
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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C-H-A-I-N -- M-S-G
Plz sirf 1 baar Durood-e-Pak parh k ye msg forward ker den,
Is tarah jo CHAIN bane gi uska sawab aapko bhi milta rahega or mujhko bhi,
Don't Brak this C-H-A-I-N.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Whole World Happy
President Bush and General Musharaff were flying in Plane,
Bush Says: If i drop billion dollors here, i'll make a million people happy.
Musharraf: If i drop my uniform i'll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of Plane says: If i drop this plane i'll make the whole world Happy.
Category: English Friendship SMS
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Akele Akele
Maut k baad yaad aaraha hai koi,
Cigaratte k meri kabar pe jala raha hai koi,
Ya Rab 2 pak ki mohlat aur de de,
Akele akele suttay laga raha hai koi..
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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---- ka zor
Aapki bekhudi main jo justuju hai,
Goya mere qasdan ki guftgu hai,
Mere rafqate-e-Jamal se aapka khumar chala jaega,
Or ye sms ----- ka zor laga lo phir bhi aapki samajh nahi aayega.
Category: Urdu Text Insults
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The Return of Phoolan Devi
On public demand realising all over Pakistan!
"The Return of Phoolan Devi"
Directed By: Condolliza Rice,
Actress: Benazir Bhutto,
Actor: Pervez Musharaf,
Supporting Actor: Maulana Fazal ur Rehman,
Characterless Actors: Chaudhries & Lagharies,
Item Girl: Sherry Rehman
Music: MQM,
Action Sponsored by: Al-Qayeda.
Category: English Friendship SMS
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