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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Eh Gashti hai
    Ek war ik shop wala ik bolen wala tota rakh leynda hai.
    oss D shop aggeyon 1 ledy roz gujer D hai taan Tota saying OWNER shop: Malik eh gashti hai.

    1 din oh lady sochdi hai K main eh tota khreedh E leyna hai,
    she is saying to OWNER: Mainu eh tota kine da dewoge,

    OWNER:2000 Rs
    Lady: Ehna mehnga kyon

    OWNER: Es wich bahut khasiyt hai es da kan khicho eh hasda hai dowe khicho ronda hai, khambh khicho cheekda A 1 lag chuko gaunda hai.

    Lady: ager dowe chuko,
    Tota: Main kiha C na k malik eh gashti hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • MUHABAT
    Tu paak subha di hawa warga,
    Sadey pind nu janday rah warga,
    Tenu bhuliya v te kiven yara,
    Tu anday janday sah warga....!
    Good night...!GOD BLEES UR FAMILY


  By: Afshana   Send To Mobile
  • Thirsty Crow
    Thirsty Crow

    Once there was a crow,
    Pind vich renda c o,
    1 din taali utay baitha c o,
    1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
    Chirri pyi c ro,
    Chirri da aa gya c pio,
    Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
    Crow sherminda gya c ho,
    Hun chirri nu pahn ji kainda c o,
    .

    MORAL:
    Kisey de dhee pahn nu na cherro.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Mamma Papa Di Jaan
    Sweetu…..!
    Mamma Papa Di Jaan,
    Sadey wal vi karo Dhiyan,
    Asin Bohat Han Pareshan,
    Twadey Wallon na koi Miss Call na Koi SMS da Nishan,
    Kithey gaey O Meri Jan.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sajna da khat
    Kal sajna di tarfon khat aaya
    Asan khat dy badly khat likhya
    Un'na laal siyahi naal khat likhya
    Asan kad k jigar di rt(khoon) likhya
    Asan shan mutabik sajna di
    khat bara khush khat likhjya
    mattan Sajan naraz na ho jaway assan lafaz wafa wt wt(bar bar) likhya.


  By: Babar Jani   Send To Mobile
  • Change Nhe Lgde
    Chan te tare change nai lagde

    Roz de lare change nai lagde

    Hun tusi v viya kar lo

    Sano tusi kunware change nai lagde.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway
    J 13 Khayal 20 na aaway,
    80 udaas ho jaandy aan,
    Tay 100 v nai sakday,
    Chalo aih 10 diyo,
    K tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?
    ya rooz 32 band kar k 100 janday o..


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Reaction of boys
    Reaction of boys when they purpose a girl

    If she says Yes
    Pta nhe kinu kinu haan kiti honi ae.

    If she says No
    Bandri jyee apne ap nu ki smajdi ae.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Dil vich teri yaad
    Dil vich teri yaad sajjna,
    Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna,
    Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi,
    Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.


  By: kazy   Send To Mobile
  • Punjabi version
    Punjabi version of baby baby yes mama!

    Kaki,kaki
    Haan beybay!
    Phak di cheeni
    Na beybay!
    Jhoot bakdi
    Na beybay!
    Lawan jutti
    Na beybay!
    Khol bootha
    Ha,Ha,Ha!!


  By: Speedo   Send To Mobile
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