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  • Aaj k Hukmuran
    Sultan Salah-ud-Din Ayyubi ny

    Falasteen, Shaam, Urdan, Lubnan

    aur Misr per Hukumat ki..

    Bait-ul-Muqaddas bhi Fatah kiya,

    Lekin Jab Un ka Inteqaal hua to

    Qarz le ker Un k Kafan Dafan ka Intezam kiya gaya..


    Un ki Wafaat k baad Un ki Zaati Jaayedad ka Hisab kiya gaya to

    1 Ghora,

    1 Talwar,

    1 Zirah,

    1 Dinaar,

    aur 36 Dirham

    k Ilawa kuch na tha..

    Wo Shadeed Khuwahish k Bawajood Hajj na ker saky.

    Ye Azeem Log bhi Hukmuran thy,

    Aur Aaj k Hamary Hukmuran??


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Buzurg apna mobile
    Ek Buzurg apna mobile shop per

    check kerwany gaye.


    Shopkeeper ny mobile check ker k kaha k

    ye to bilkul theek hai.


    Buzurg ny riqqat bhari awaz me kaha k

    "to phir is me mere Beton ki call Q nahi aati..???"


    Samajh aaye to forward keren warna delete..!!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • shair
    zama da gul pa rang haista da wafa dak malgaro
    zan da yahnai na bach satai charta baaja mo na ki.


  By: osama   Send To Mobile
  • Dil torr dey
    Khoobsurti ek naimat hai,,

    Lekin sab se khoobsurat aap ki zubaan hai,,,

    Chahe to dil jeet le aur,,

    Chahe to Dil torr dey....!!


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • The 1st Indian lady
    "Sunita Williams"

    The 1st Indian lady jo

    02/07/2007 ko Chand per gai thi,

    Us ny ISLAM qubool ker liya hai.

    Us ny kaha hai k chand se saari

    Zameen black nazar arahi thi magar do

    jaga roshni thi,,

    Telescope se dekha to roshni wali jaga'

    "MAKKAH" aur "MADINA" thy..

    Aur chand pe saari frequency fail ho jati hai'

    Magar,

    Sirf ek aawaz ati hai jo k

    Aazan ki aawaz hai.

    (SUBHAN ALLAH)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Do you know that
    Do you know that cost of 1 dog biscuit packet

    is higher then Aid given to one pakistani per month .......

    yes

    Bcoz cost of 1 biscuit is = 0.75 us$

    Aid for per pakistani / per month 0.7 us$


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jab choty thay to
    Jab choty thay to Baray hony ki bari chahat thi,

    Per ab pata chala....!

    k

    Adhury Ehsas

    Aur

    Tooty Sapnon se

    Adhury Home Work Aur

    Tooty Khilony

    Achay Thay...!!


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • A Muslim asked a restaurant staff
    A Muslim asked a restaurant staff:

    "Is your food Halal"?

    Staff:

    "Yes sir, Our food is Halal,

    But I hope the money you have

    to pay is Halal too..."


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Chahte Ho Aap Aur Rote Hai Hum
    Dil Bola Ankh Se :

    Dekha Karo Kum Q k Dekhte Ho Aap Aur Tarapte Hai Hum.

    Ankh Boli Dil Se :

    Chaha Karo Kum Q k Chahte Ho Aap Aur Rote Hai Hum.


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ajeeb dunya ka gharerb dastoor
    Ajeeb dunya ka gharerb dastoor...


    Yahan 100kg Anaj ki bori jo utha

    sakta hy,wo khareed nhi sakta.

    Or

    Jo khareed sakta hy ,wo

    utha nhi sakta...


    Din Mazdooron ka

    Chutti Officers ki.
    .
    .
    .
    Phir bhi Happy Mazdoor Day????

    Interesting think>>


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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