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Collection of Kiss sms / text messages in roman urdu, hindi and english.
KISS SMS: The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips! Big collection of romantic kissing sms. You can also
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Latest Kiss SMS:
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5 Kiss
Girl: Is Dress ka kiya price hai??
Shopkeeper: 5 Kiss.
Girl; Aur is Dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono Dress Pack ker do,
Bill Daadi Dengi...;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Suicide
A Biker Stops a Young Girl who's Just about to Jump Off a Bridge.
He asks Her : Do U Mind giving Me the Final Kiss before U Jump??
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She Quietly accepted & gave Him One of the Deepest Kiss over.
When She Finished, He said :
"Wow, This is the Best Kiss I ever had.
That's a real Talent U R wasting.
Why R U committing Suicide??
?
She Replied : .
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My Parents don't like me Dressing up Like a Girl,
Bcoz My name is BASHEER....;-p :-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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Khansi
Girl Friend
Girlfriend K Honton per
Shehad Laga ker Kiss ki Jaye To
GulabJaman ka Maza aaye ga,
Aur
Khansi Bhi Theek ho Jaye gi...;-p
Dr. Imran Hashmi Kissyology
By:
Ziaullah
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Girl Friend
Girlfriend K Honton per
Shehad Laga ker Kiss ki Jaye To
GulabJaman ka Maza aaye ga,
Aur
Khansi Bhi Theek ho Jaye gi...;-p
Dr. Imran Hashmi Kissyology
By:
Naghma Khan
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Receive
Nurse to Doctor : Sir aap ki Wife aap ko
Fone per Kiss kerna chahti hen.
Doctor : Me busy hun, Tum receive kerlo,
Me tum se le lun ga...;-p :-)
By:
Rabia Naz
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Anda
1 Murghi ny Paak India Border per Anda diya :
Dono Mulk anday k liye larny lagy.
Fesla ye huwa k jo Mulk dusry Mulk ki
ziyada larkiyon ko Kiss kery ga, Anda us ka ho ga.
Pehly Pakistani India gaye aur
2 Caror larkiyon ko Kiss kiya.
Indian excited ho ker:
"Ab Hamari Baari".
Pakistani : Chalo Yaar tusi Anda hi rakh lo...;-p :-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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Kissing
Dulha ny Dulhan ki sari raat kissing ki aur kuch bhi
nahi kiya,
Subha dulha ka baap bola : Naha lo Bata.
Dulhan jal ker boli : In ko sirf
KULLI
kerwa den...:-O:-D
By:
Naghma Khan
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kiss
Kiss
Now medical Science Proved That..
In A Lip Kiss
0.7gm protein
0.45gm fat
0.19gm chemical
50 variety of bacteria will Die.
That Is True
So Catch UR Lover & Start Kissing
& Be Healthy...
Dr: Imran Hashmi (PHD Kissiology)....:-p
By:
usama
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