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  • Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal
    Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
    Her Khirki,
    Her Deewar,
    Her Meenar,
    Her Cheez ko Dekha,

    Aur Kaha



    Maa Qasam,





    Sab Filmi Hai. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • I Planned To come To You
    Dear I was Planning To come To You,
    But I don't have the thing causing motion Due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track Direction.

    Over the Movement of Pistons due to the Action of Carbon and Hydrogen,
    Producing Flames in a Chamber end Resulting in the Irreversible Reaction of Energy and Gas.

    And causing the Friction of Rubber along the Concrete Pebbles.

    Aasan Bhasha Main

    "I Don't Have The Car..."


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Na Tum Hano Na Hum
    Kyun Chalti Hai Pawan?
    Because of Evaporation.

    Kyn Ghome hai Gagan?
    Because of Earths Rotation.

    Kyn Machalta hai Mann?
    Because of Disorder in Digestion.

    Kyn Gum hai har Disha?
    Because of Poor Sense of Direction.

    Kyn Hota hai Nasha?
    Because of Drug Addiction.

    Kyn Aati hai Bahar?
    Because of Change in Season.

    Kyn Hota hai Qarar?
    Because of Taking Tension.

    Kyn Hota hai Pyar?
    Because of Opposite Attraction.

    I Explained you Everything!

    Ab Mat Bolna

    "Na Tum Hano Na Hum." :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Kareena Kapoor Once Said
    3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

    If Kareena Kapoor Would've Also Once Said,

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    .
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    "Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
    Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • All Is Well
    Jab Koi Baat Bigarr Jaye

    Jab Koi Mushkil Barh Jaye

    To?

    Hont Ghuma,

    Seeti Baja,

    Seeti Baja k Bol

    Bhaiyya

    ALL IS WELL. :-)


  By: Zindagi Rocks   Send To Mobile
  • Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mai
    Kisi B Film Ka Naam Socho or Usk Aagey "Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mein" Laga Do

    Phir Dekho Hans Hans Kar Pait Me Dard Ho Jaega.

    For Example
    Hulchul-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mai.

    Main Hoo Na-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mai.

    Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jainge-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mai.

    Lage Raho Munna Bhai-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mai.

    Kuch Kuch Hota Hai-Gandhi Ji Ki Dhoti Mai.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • I Got Zero Marks in Exam
    I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
    So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

    Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
    Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

    Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
    Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

    Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
    Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

    Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
    Me or Teacher?:-)


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Pehle Istemaal Karen
    Larka Shadi K Liye Larki Dekhne Gaya.


    Larka: Main Tum Pe Vishvas Kese Karun k Tum Achi Larki ho?


    Larki: Pehle Istemaal Karen Phir Vishvas Karen! :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Gharibon K Saath Pyaar
    Teacher: Humain Gharibon k Sath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.

    Student: Acha Ab Mai Samjha.


    Teracher: Kya?

    Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Kyon Lagatay Hain. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
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