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Ek Admi Airport Per
1 Admi ny airport k cafe me Uniform pehny 1 khubsurt Larki dekhi.
Is ny socha ye koi Air Hostess hai,
lekin ye pata nahi tha k kis Airline ki hai?
Us ki Tawajjo hasil krny k liye
Wo us k nazdek gaya aur bola:
Emirates?
Lekin wo chup rahi
Thori dair baad wo phir bola:
United Air's?
Wo phir chup rahi
Wo thora aur us k paas Gaya aur bola:
Gulf Airline?
Larki gussay se:
"Ki Takleef ay baandraa?"
Admi Muskraya aur bola:
Oohhhh. PIA...:-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Propose
Pehli baar me laga Wo Meri hai,
Uski Aakhen samundar se bhi gehri hen,
Propose kar kar ke Thak Gaya
Phir Pata chala,
,
,
,
Wo Behri Hai...;-p
Hahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Easy Load Ki Dukan
Hasrat-e-Deedar Ki Khatir Hum Ny
"Us" K Mohally Me EasyLoad Ki Dukan Kholi Thi,,
Aye Faraz,,
Kambakhat Rozana Ek Larka Ata
Aur
Us K Number Per
100 Ka Load Kerwa Jata...;-(
Hahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Height of Flirting
Height of Flirting:
Girl calls a boy..
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar subah se koi ata pata nahi!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue hen aapki aankhon me.
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho??
Boy: Tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Mene to Tumhen koi Pic di hi nahi!
Boy: Are Mere Dil me chapi hai barson se.
Girl: But Hum to parson hi Mile hen!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky.
Girl: Pinky..?? Ye Pinky kon hai?
meny to nisha hu!
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho na..?
Boy: Gharwale to satya bulate hain,
lekin wo galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na....??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai..;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Us K Chotay Bhai Ko
Dil Ko Jalany Se Kiya Faida,
Aansu Bahany Se Kiya Faida,
Jab Us ny Hi Hamen Chorr Diya
To Phir,
Us K Chotay Bhai Ko
Cheez Dilany Se Kiya Faida..:-(
(,")/
<)(' Abay Chal Nikal,
_//_, Bara Aya Chilli Milli Khila Do.:-p
By:
Haya Ali
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What is Tension
What is Tension???
1 khubsurat Larki ny aap sy lift mangi
Rasty me uski tabiyat kharab hogai
Aap use hospital ly gaye
Doctor bola: Mubarak ho aap Baap banne wale hen.
Lo hogayi Tension..
Aap bole me iska baap nahi hun.
Larki boli yehi iska baap he
Aur Tension..
Police ayi or apka medical checkup hua
Report ayi k aap to kabhi Baap ban hi nahi sakte
Saala or Tension..
Aap ny thank God kaha or bahar agaye
Phr yaad aya k Ghar me 2 Bacchy hen wo kis k??
..:-0
This is the Real Tension...:-P
By:
Sumaira Malik
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