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  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Kon Chala Gaya
    Ye Kon Chala Gaya Mera Shehr Chhor Kr

    Ankhon Ne Rakh Dya Darya Nichor Kr

    Hum Sari Raat Dekhty Rahy Chehra uska

    Kabi Shisha Tor Kr Kbi Shisha Jor Kar.
    (DEDICATED TO SHAHED-E-INQUILAB IMRAN FAROOQ BHAI).


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Ne Pepsi Wali Larki Nahi Dekhi
    Bhootni Apni Maa Se:

    Mama Mama,
    Dekho Na Main Kitni Khaufnak Ho Gayi
    ...Hoon ...

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    Mom: Beti Zyada Gharoor Nahi Kerty ,

    Tum Ne Pepsi Wali Larki Nahi Dekhi ?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ye 1 Boht Bari Saazish Hy
    Altaf Hussain ne Imran Farooq k Qatal Par kaha hy,
    Ke Ye 1 Boht Bari Saazish Hy,
    Kyu k Imran Farooq ko malum tha K




    Kis ne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kam kardo. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Mere Dosto, Buzurgo, Bhaiyo
    Mere Dosto, Buzurgo, Bhaiyo...
    Interpol, FBI, ISI, FIA, RAW, M15, MOSAD, Scotland yard,
    Aur hmari police tk aaj 1 month se ziada gzrne k bawajod...
    Ab tak ye malom krne me nakam rahi hai k

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    Kis ne kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupey krdo?
    Aap ko kch pata chala?


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Who Said That 70 minus 65
    Rancho: Who Said That 70 minus 65 which becomes
    5 in Pakistani currency should be decreased
    on a thing which is called drink wid blackish colour
    packed in differnt sized bottles sold in market prepared by a multinational company?

    Teacher:Aasan bhasha me nai bol sakte kia ?

    Rancho: Sir koshish ki thi ..ap ko pasand nai aya..
    baat ye hy k..
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    Kis ne kaha tha pepsi pe 5 rupay kam krdo... :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • The Crying Vampire
    Breaking News!

    Hollywood Ne Altaf Hussain Bhai ki
    Rone ki Acting Se impress ho kr unhen apni agli Film

    "THE CRYING VAMPIRE"

    Me role ki offer kardi.

    Geo Bhai.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Heran Hon Main Is Mulk
    Heran Hon Main Is Mulk k logo ko dekh Kar.

    Jo pepsi pe 5 rupay kam hone pr itney sms kr rhey hy..
    Or jab cheni, aata, chawal or dosri chezon
    pr paise increase hote hain to koi kuch nahi bolta..
    Think about it..
    Shame on us..
    Thori si insaniyat jag gai ho to is sms ko 4ward kro
    or mehngai k khilaf ahtejaj kro..
    Jis tahra pepsi k sms kr rhe ho.

    Wasay kuch pata chala kis ny kaha tha

    K Pepsi py 5 rupay kam krdo! :-P


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • British News Paper Ne
    British News Paper Ne Aaj Ke Paper Me Ye Inkishaf Kiya Hai,
    Ke Dr.Imran Farooq Ko Muttaheda Ki Qaydat Ne Qatal Kerwaya Hai,
    Kyu Ke Imran Farooq Ke Paas Aik Eham Raaz Tha,
    Aur Woh Fox News Per Aa Kar Ye Batana Chatay They,
    Ke Mujhe Pata Hai,

    "Ke Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Par 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do."

    Ghor se msg parhne ka shukriya.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Itni Roshni Hai Light Kam Kardo
    Itni Roshni Hai Light Kam Kardo

    Sar me dard he pani dum kr do

    Dya jb behan ka rishta PEPSI walo ny mujko Faraz

    Tub me ny hi kaha tha k pepsi pe 5 rupee kam kr do. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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