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Latest Boys vs Girls SMS:
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Boy in Restaurant
Boy in Restaurant sees a girl sitting..
Boy asks politely: Kiya Ye Seat Khali Hai??
Girl(furiously):
Yes! Aur Jab Aap Yahan Bethen Gy,
Meri Seat Bhi Khali Ho Jaye Gi..;-p
Hahahha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Mujhe Neend aa rahi hai
Girl (in train): Can I Sit here ?
Boy: It all Ur's...
Girl: Can I take Some Water ?
Boy: My Pleasure ....
Girl: Bhayya agla Station kon sa hai ?
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Boy: Mere Baap ne Mere Dimag me
koi GPS Fit nhi kiya hai ,
jaldi seat Khali ker,
Mujhe Neend aa rahi hai.. ;-p
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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I Want To Marry U
Pappu:
I Love U, I Want To Marry U.
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Sraaiki Larki:
Na Meda Bhra,
Sraaiki wich das,
Meko Angreji nai Aandi.
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Pappu:
Kuj Nai Medi Ben,
Dua Kiti Ker k
Bijli Da Masla Hal Thi Wanjy. ;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Babaji Ka Thullu
Girlfriend : Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means ?
Boyfriend : It's 'Nothing'
Girlfriend : Why? Tell me na... please...
Boyfriend : Arre uska matlab 'kuchh nahi' hota hai.
Girlfriend : Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai ?
Boyfriend : Bola to 'kuchh bhi nahi' hota hai.
Girlfriend : Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon,
ek word me chup chap answer de...
Boyfriend : Ghanta....
Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps.
Boyfriend : Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila ?
Girlfriend : Kuchh nahi.
Boyfriend : Yahi hota hai 'Babaji Ka Thullu'
Girlfriend : Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the.. ;-)
Hahahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Raat Ki Sabzi
Gf : Kiya bat h Aaj Kal Meri Yaad nahi
Aati..??
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Bf : Jab se Fb chalana shuru kiya hai,
Raat ki khayi hui Sabzi yaad nai rhti,
Tu kya Ghanta yaad rahegi...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Are You Free Tonight
Boyfriend Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko
Raat Ko Dinner Pe Le Jane Ka
Program Banaya Aur Puchha:
"Darling Are You Free Tonight?"
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Girlfriend Ghusse Se:
"Haramkhor, Free Ke Bachhe,
Aaj Se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?.. ;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Same Joke
What is Facebook...??
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Its when A Boy posts a Joke,
He gets No Response .......
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When A Girl Posts the Same Joke,
She gets (60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg)
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30 Comments on how Sweet She is
and how Funny the Joke was... ;-)
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Height Of Nonsense
Height Of Nonsense.
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Girl : Mera Facebook Pe
Account Ban Sakta Hai Kya ???
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Boy : Haan Yaar Ban Sakta Hai.
Tumhara Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban Sakta
Hai.
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Girl : To Main Apne, Account Me
Paisa Jama Kara Sakti Hun?
[Guy Give A Surprise Look]
Girl : Kya Hua..???
Lagta Hai Tumko Bhi Zyada,
Knowledge Nahi Hai Is Baare Me.. ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Maa Kasam
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:
"Yun Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf
O' Sanam.....
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitunga,
Maa Kasam..?.;-)
By:
Naghma Khan
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