Wife Died Yesterday - Santa Banta Jokes - Funny SMS

Wife Died Yesterday( 10/28/2009 )
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Santa: My Wife Died Yesterday.
I'm trying to Cry But Tears are Not Come out.
What to do?

Banta: No Problem.
Just Imagine She Came Back. :-)
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