Zakat vs Tax
Teacher: Zakat Aur Tax Me Kiya Farq Hai??
Pappu: Sir Zakat Ameer Se Le Ker Ghareeb Ko Di Jati Hai,
Aur Tax Ghareebon Se Le Ker Ameeron Ko Diya Jata Hai.. :-D
Pappu Rocked..
Teacher Shocked..
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