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Girls Marriage Preparation



Shadi Se 3 Din Pehly Larki Se Uski Saheli Ne Pucha:
Shadi Ki Saari Tayyari Ker Li Hai Naa?

Larki: Haan Dono Sim Naale Me Phenk Diya Hai,
Mobile Phone Ko Format Ker Diya Hai,
Laptop Me Private Folder Delete Ker Diya Hai,
Facebook, WhatsApp Bhi Deactivate Ker Diye Hen,
Bas Ab Tu Apna Munh Band Rakhiyo.. :-D

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