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Ek Hiran Bhaag Raha Tha..
Hathi: Bhai Kahan Ja Rahy Ho??

Hiran: Police Gaaye Ko Pakarny Aa Rahi Hai.

Hathi: Magar Tum To Hiran Ho.

Hiran: Bhai Ye Pakistan Hai,
Yahan Ye Sabit Kerny Me
Hi Das Pandra Saal Lag Jayengy K Me Gaaye Nahi Hiran Hun..
Bas Phir Us K Baad Hathi Aagy Bhaag Raha Tha Aur Hiran Us K Pichy.. :-D

Hahhaha



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