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Dhoka



Sardar Udaas Baitha Tha.
Pathan: O Yara Tum Udaas Q Ho??

Sardar: Yaar Ek Admi Ny Mujh Se
Bees Hazar Rupy Udhar Liye Hen
Ye Keh Ker K Us Ki Bivi Hospital Me Hai.

Pathan: Us Ka Bivi Ab Kesa Hai?

Sardar: Aaj Jab Me Us Ki Bivi
Ko Dekhny Hospital Gaya To Pata Chala
K Wo To Waha Nurse Hai.. :-( :-D

Hhahahaha



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