SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Lucknowi Nawab vs Sardar



A Lucknowi Nawab Meets Sardar..

Nawab: Janab kiya Hum Aapko Ek Takleef de Sakte Hen?

Sardar: O Kutty' Tu Mujhy Hath to Laga,
Dekh Me Kese Teri Band Bajata Hun.. :-D

Hhahahha



Send To Mobile  

<<< Read Previous | Read Next >>>



Submit Your Comments:



Related SMS to "Lucknowi Nawab vs Sardar"

  1. Proposing Style  By: Naila Soomro
    3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls.. 1st Boy: Tu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu. 2nd Boy: Me Tera Ranjha Tu Meri H...

  2. Omlet  By: Naila Soomro
    Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen?? Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D hah...

  3. Judwa Bachy  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Nurse Ny Sardar Ji Ko Khushkhabri Di: Janab Aap K haan 2 Judwa Bachy Huwe Hen.. Sardar Thandi Saan...

  4. Apni Bari Pe  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Sardar Ki Shadi Hui Khoob Mithaai Banti. Pehla Beta Hua, Phir Mithaai Banti, Dusra Beta Hua, Phir ...

  5. Neat Whisky  By: Haya Ali
    Sardar ko Neat Whisky Peeta Dekh Ker Aadmi Bola: "Aapne Daru me Paani Nahi Milaya?" . . Sardar: "Ab...

  6. B Silent  By: Naghma Khan
    Sardar Plane Land hote hi Chillane Laga: "Banglore Aaya Banglore Aaya Balle Balle" . Air Hostess: He...

  7. 6 Hafty Baad  By: Haya Ali
    Sardar Apni Bivi K Sath ja Raha Tha, Us Ny Dekha K Us K Dost Ko Police Pakar K Le Ja Rahi hai. Sa...

  8. Nai Chaddi  By: Naila Soomro
    Sardar Ny Ek Nai Chaddi Kharidi.. Wo Gaun Me Apni Lungi Utha Ker Sab Ko Chaddi Dikhata Phir Raha T...

  9. Goli  By: Naila Soomro
    Sardar Darakht Pe Ulta Latka Hua Tha.. Pathan: Oye Yara Ye Tum Kiya Kerti?? Sardar: Ary Yaar, Sir...

  10. Ek Gaaun Me Bijli  By: Raheel Ahmed
    Ek Gaaun Me Bijli Lag Rahi Thi.. Isi Khushi Me Sab Gaaun Waly Nachny Lagy. Un Ko Dekh Ker Kuttay B...

  11. Ticket  By: Naila Soomro
    Sardar Jahaz Me Pehli Baar Safar Ker Raha Tha.. Us Ny Pilot Ka Head Phone Cheen Liya Aur Bola: "S...

  12. Aqalmand Sardar  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Sardar: Me E-Mail Bana Raha Hun, SarDar, SardarG, Sardar123, SardarABC.. Magar Koi Bhi Nahi Mil ...

  13. Judwa Bachay  By: Maha Abro
    Ek Sardar K Judwa Bachay Huwe.. Us Ny Apni Bivi Ko Khoob Mara.. Dost: Yaar Bhabhi Ko Q Maar Rahy ...

  14. One Way Road  By: Husnain Nawaz
    Sardar Ji One Way Road Per Ghalat Simt Me Ja Rahy Thy.. Achanak Boly: Oh No, Lagta Hai Aaj Phir D...

  15. Derpok  By: Maha Abro
    Sardar: Kal Raat Mere GHar Chor Ghus Aaye, Unho Ny Mujhy Khoob Mara Aur Phir Murga Bana Ker Sara ...