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Why Boys Call All Girls "Item"?
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Bcoz Item Means "Maal"
Maal Means "Paisa"
Paisa Means "Laxmi"
Aur
Ladkiyan to Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti Hen.. :-D
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"Rishta Wohi Soch Nayi" :-)

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