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Lady:
Mujhe Koi Aisi Sabzi do Jiske 7 Faayde Hon.

Sabzi Wala: Ye Lo Madam Gajar.
1: Pasand aaye to Alu Matar k sath paka lena Warna,
2: Juice bana k pi sakti ho. Nahi to,
3: Salad bana sakti ho. Ye bhi na karo to,
4: Gajrela bana lena. Nahi to,
5: Chinese noodles me daal lena. Aisa bhi nahi to phir,
6: Murabba bana sakti ho.Ye bhi na ho to,
7: Achaar bana lena..
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Beta Jo Tu Dhoond Raha Hai Wo Nahi Milega.

Post Dekh Kis Shareef Larky ne ki Hai.. :-D

Hahhaha



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